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Rita is in his bed...

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"Hurricane" is his middle name.

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Likes 'em wet and wild...

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Likes to fly away...

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Likes to run through the meadow...

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Has babies fallen out his ass...

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is an asshole baby himself - which is why he knows about babies falling out of asses

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Made me want to breast feed....

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likes big butts and he can not lie

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Is not swimming in the NIle

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Walks like an Egyptian.

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Uses porn flakes to tell the future

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Goes to a fortune teller that uses Ross Perot cards

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Voted for the other guy.

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Was the other guy after the CIA took over his mind

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Has yet to get hammered on my wonderful green spirits

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Is going to eventually get me hammered on her wonderfully magical green spirits

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Stocks brand new fluffing.

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Says go go gadget arms when reaching for objects.

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