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Keeps her files in a tupperware bowl so they'll stay fresh.

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Keeps her food in order by experation dates.

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Has a stash of coupons in her sock drawer.

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Has a stash of socks in his coupon drawer.

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Made a thread about the joy of making threads.

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Lusts me in every special way :tongue: and wants to bear my spawn :devil

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Has secrets to know...

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will be sooth's lamaze(sp?) coach as he is bearing Saephyr's spawn
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Has a special love for me and keeps i tin a shiny box! Oh wait...that's her mouth!

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Doesn't realize that that's not the only place that I keep my "special loves" :devil
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Gives me the hugest swollen head that a woman has given me in years

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would have a swollen something else, were she of the opposite gender
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knows im about to crash

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Crashed, but meant to do that....

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