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Says "go go gadget schlong" when, well, you know....
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gets me hammered on vampire kisses

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:blink Who gots Vampy Kisses? Where? When? :fear

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Wonders about me vamp kisses

(I beat up Ajax & stole his wallet. With the money I found, I bought alcohol)

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seduced my money out of me thank you...lol

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Is easily seduced by one-eyed cuties.

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Has books on how to seduce cyclopes.

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has got new glasses

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is a night prowler.......

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keeps a carton of night crawlers in his fridge.

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Keeps me in the fridge along with my friends.

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:blink wants to become a human popcicle.

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Mistakes being in the fridge with the desire to be there.

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Has extra chickens

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Has a wig factory in her future

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Has a gland or two...

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Has a construction paper

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Has a fire house

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Has a monkey factory

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