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Fishing

Favorite fish?

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The Mid-Atlantic Lumpfish

Want some shrimp?

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Yes please...

Do you like smoked shrimp?

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I like ANY shrimp!

Where can I find smoked shrimp in MI?

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Whole foods is good...

Wouldn't it be great if you could commuicate with soy beans?

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Umm, sure.

What would I say to a soybean?

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Your a very useful food you know...

right?

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Sure.

Do you think that soybeans know how useful they truly are?

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It's possible....

Wouldn't it be cool if you could shoot foam out of your eyes?

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I guess.

Wouldn't it be cooler to shoot lazer beams instead?

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Yes...

Wouldn't it be cool if you could hover above peanut butter barrels?

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Sure.

But, why?

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Ummmm

Isn't it obvious

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To me it only becomes obvious when one also gains the ability to hover abover jelly.

want that shit toasted?

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Sure....

Ever been strangled?

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Sure. Nothing's better than toasted shit.

Can I have some now?

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Q&A:

I don't know what this means, but how about a little shaving cream on top? sick.

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I'll take it

Why do I feel so out of sorts?

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Because you had too much drunken debauchery last night

maybe?

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Not it.

Nice try?

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Yes it was.... wasn't it?

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Yes, and all by myself, too.

how's that for a fun guy?

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Woot

Fungi?

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Nope.

"bitch tits?"

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hmmm...

ever given birth?

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