The Get to Know You Game...

[Guest Game of Chance]

The original Pilsner...a crisper, slighltly heavier, european version of budweiser, actually some say anheuser-busch stole the formula and americanized it.

Interested?

[paradox]

ive heard that before, actually, now that i think about it.

sure, why not?

[Guest Game of Chance]

cause whiskey is better than beer

Like Pigface?

[paradox]

yes

are you non-euclidean?

[Guest Game of Chance]

I'm gonna have to say yes

How do you feel about buddhist monks?

[Mikielikesit]

I like them deep fried and crunchy

How do you feel about the Dalhi Lama?

[Brenda Starrr]

Let me get back to you on that.

How do you feel about Hostess Ho-ho's?

[Paper Hearts]

i like the name, those and King-Dongs.

Ever heard of deep fried Twinkees?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah!

Ever had them?

[Paper Hearts]

No, I've heard those and also deep fried Mars bars are delicious for desert. Although we can't get Mars bars here any more, you have to go across the river to Canada to get them.

Remember Mars bars?

[Brenda Starrr]

I think we still get those here.

If I find them, do you want me to bring some?

[Paper Hearts]

Oh, my friend George and I go over to Canada a lot on Sundays for Dim Sa (real Chinese food) (Windsor has a little china town), so i grab a bar when i go over there usually, because i miss them. No need. Oh, I think if you want to visit Windsor now, you need a passport-used to be just your driver's liscence.

Did you plan on Canada while you are here?

[Brenda Starrr]

Not this time around.

Should I do it next time?

[Paper Hearts]

Canada is beautiful and Canadains are very nice people. -Decent shopping and Restaurants in Windsor (population like 350,000) and with the exchange rate, if you're visiting Detroit, it'd be a shame to miss it, especially you've never been. Oh, and Canadian women are hot, that's why I like it.

Remember The Kids in The Hall?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yep.

Why should I care if the Canadian women are hot?

[Paper Hearts]

Well, it's in the brochure i wrote...

do you want the straight-girl Canada pamphlet?

[Brenda Starrr]

No.

Why would I want that?!?

[Paper Hearts]

I'm not sure but it's good you don't. I hate talking about dick.

Was that gross?

[Brenda Starrr]

No, it was funny.

Don't you think?

[Paper Hearts]

It would have been real funny if i had actually started talking about it.

Isn't there a Canadain girl on this site?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know.

Who are you thinking of?

[Paper Hearts]

Um...that girl from British Columbia. Oh well, she'll never read my review of Canadian women so it doesn't even matter...

Do you think I should work on american women first?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure....

Are we that bad that you have to question it? :blink

[Mikielikesit]

I don't know what you call work but i like american women...also deep fried and crunchy

Which women do you perfer american or canadian?

[bean]

I like my women Canadian

Eh?