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not me.

has any man ever lost all his friends because he prefers to pee like a woman-sitting down?

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um

besides my dad you mean?

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Sure.

Would you kick someone's ass for me?

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yep, Phee and i will help, we've been practicing our wrestling moves.

what should we call ourselves?

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The horendessly gay twins

Like it?

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Turns me on

Can I be your hag?

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Sure...

does that mean you do dishes?

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let's just buy a dishwasher.

what's your favorite machine?

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K-2000 R

Yours?

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i like the atm. what i like about it most is the cartoon that flashes on the screen showwing you a hand taking a twenty dollar bill accompanied by the words "Please Take Your Money".

Ever notice how cool that is?

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Yes

So do you like bank tellers then?

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You know what? For whatever reason a lot of them are really hot.

do you know what I'm saying?

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Absolutely...

Kinda like Whole Foods emplyees?

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I've never noticed that but i do need to go shopping-if you know what i mean-

so what did you do this weekend?

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Oh killed some aliens and went postal

have you ever been?

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never

hollaback girl?

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no way

b a n a n a s?

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but of course

what you waiting for?

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lol...can't remember the lyric

Southside?

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eastsiiiiiiide!

yea or nay?

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I'm gonna go with yay

How do you feel about geico commercials?

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yes!

what kind?

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Czechvar please

Ever had it?

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no

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