The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

Only if you ask nicely.

We're going to have fun, aren't we?

[phee]

Yes...

What is first?

[Brenda Starrr]

Me arriving.

What did you think?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes. We should wait for you to get here!

Isn't that a great idea?

[Brenda Starrr]

Brilliant!

Be back in a few?

[Paper Hearts]

sure thing.

I'm going to have a piss?

[phee]

I am not a doctor that is up to you

Come back?

[Paper Hearts]

i pissed!

Is is funny to tell people, when you have to use the bathroom, that you are "going to relive your childhood, real quick"?

[Brenda Starrr]

What????

[Paper Hearts]

likeif you have to go, say "i've got to go re-live my childhood, real quick, backin a sec". Now is that funny, or what?

[Brenda Starrr]

*laughs*

Only you, Paul. Only you......

I guess farts are also funny to you?

[phee]

I like to say that I have to go see a man about a horse....

Hear that one?

[Brenda Starrr]

I have.

Ever say "Shake the dew off my lily"?

[phee]

Nope

Ever hear a chicken orgasim?

[Paper Hearts]

not at all.

that's not my style, is it?

[phee]

I dunno

I guess not?

[Paper Hearts]

have I ever snooped around fucking chickens in your presence?

[phee]

Yes

Or was that a dream?

[Paper Hearts]

That was real.

Why did I lie about it then?

[Brenda Starrr]

Because it felt good.

Didn't it?

[phee]

Hell yeah

Do you like to lie to Paul?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't like to lie, period.

Why do you lie to Paul?

[phee]

Yes why do you lie to Paul?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't.

Why do YOU lie to Paul?

[Paper Hearts]

Because Paul is such a piece OF SHIT!!!!!!

That's why?