The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

Good question.

Are you a cell phone owner?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes. Sadly.

How come you never call me?

[Brenda Starrr]

I will if you really want me to call.

Do you?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes, because I'll be stuck in the house all weekend with nothing to do and no friends.

Are you really going to do it?

[Brenda Starrr]

I will.

When is good for you?

[Paper Hearts]

Maybe Saturday evening?

[Brenda Starrr]

Maybe.

Will you be surprised if I call?

[Paper Hearts]

yes.

should I get really, really excited?

[Brenda Starrr]

Should you?

[Paper Hearts]

I shouldn't. Then you wouldn't call any more.

What the fuck are these people talking about?

[Brenda Starrr]

I have no idea.

You know that it's fine to get excited, right?

[phee]

Yes

Favorite Batman villan?

[Paper Hearts]

If it happens, we'll just act like it's normal.

Okay?

[phee]

Why didn't you answer my question?

[Paper Hearts]

cross post.

My favorite Batman Villian was Anarchy because his debut was in one of the issues I bought new as a kid.

Remember that?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I didn't pay a lot of attention to Batman.

Do you like funny movies?

[Paper Hearts]

i like Woody Allen.

Did you know that i stopped caring about Batman in middle school?

[Brenda Starrr]

I do now.

Can you imagine how happy I am now that my 2 pairs of shoes have arrived?

[phee]

Nope...

What is it with shoes?

[Paper Hearts]

they cover your feet, apparently...

how weird?

[phee]

Yeah...

Do you hate sandles as much as I do?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes.

But aren't shoes cool?

[phee]

They are useful

Do you love boots as much as me?

[Paper Hearts]

I do.

What would Jesus do?

[Brenda Starrr]

He would tell men to stop wearing sandals because they have ugly feet.

Do you have attractive feet?