The Get to Know You Game...

[Paper Hearts]

"Okay" is a hell of an improvement.

Do you feel much better now?

[Brenda Starrr]

Now that I'm drying out, yes.

How's Weenie?

[Paper Hearts]

Weenie was jealous this morning, as I was brushing my daughter's hair, before I took her to school. Ween loves to be brushed, it's her new thing. She was rolling around on the floor next to us and glaring at me like a little slut.

How are your cats?

[Brenda Starrr]

They're fine. Trixie, my 23 pounder, loves being brushed as well. I can't find her brush, so I'll get her a new one. Sunny, that little bitch, tried to rip off my nose just because I was speaking to her. Luckily, I have a tiny scratch. She wanted a good chunk of my nose.

Does Weenie like baths like Trixie does?

[Paper Hearts]

Weenie does not like baths but she looks so funny aftwards, if I give her one, like a wet rat! I stopped giving them to her a few years ago though because she seemed so humiliated and miserable, afterwards. Nothing is worse than a cat with no dignity.

Do your cats make out with your guest's shows, like Ween does?

[Brenda Starrr]

You meant shoes, right?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes!

Was that a Fruedian slip?

[Brenda Starrr]

Were you thinking of porn?

[Paper Hearts]

I must have been thinking of guests putting on shows...

hmmm?

[Brenda Starrr]

Possibly.

I wonder what you mean by that?

[Paper Hearts]

i have no idea. It's deep in my subconciousnous.

What the fuck else is in there?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm not sure.

Can I probe it?

[Paper Hearts]

probe what-

Not my ass, right?

[Brenda Starrr]

God NO!!

What is it with you and asses, Paul?

[Paper Hearts]

Nothing.

Isn't my aversion to ass sex really a good thing?

[Brenda Starrr]

You have NO idea!

Isn't it some scary stuff?

[Paper Hearts]

It's a bit...sickening.

What the hell does that feel like, anyway?

[Brenda Starrr]

It hurts, and it's very degrading.

Isn't that sad?

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah.

Is it too soon to talk about lunch?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope.

What would you like to eat?

[Paper Hearts]

nothing. They're having a luncheon today, here in the office but I didn't contribute.

Teddy Grahams?

[Brenda Starrr]

How about hummus and a Greek salad?

[Paper Hearts]

that'd be nice.

Where do I find such a thing?

[Brenda Starrr]

Somewhere near you.

Isn't there anything good like that near your office?

[phee]

Nope...

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