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I'm not sure, I don't remember your old one. I'm new here.

i've been wanting to get a photo of me on here, but I haven't found acess to a scanner.

Who can help me?

Posted

I can't... sorry

Do you like Cronenburg?

Posted

He's okay.

Do you like Guy Maddin?

Posted

I don't even know who that is.

Are you craving ice cream like I am?

Posted

A bit. I want mint chocolate chip. But I want to eat healthy tonight.

Are you with me?

Posted

I get it.

How about a gelati?

Posted

OK, strawberry flavored please.

can a brotha get a chocolate malted 'round here??

Posted

Not here.

Go to the Cophee House?

Posted

Full of jerks.

Ever met PaperHearts?

Posted

I did, and he's hot.

Don't you know that?

Posted

nope.

wouldn't that make me a jerk if i was narcisistic and looked like this?

Posted

I think you need to shut up now, Paul.

Are you f*cking blind?

Posted

No, I see everything that goes on with me.

Why are you so nice?

Posted

Why are you so blind??

Posted

I can't see what you mean...

What do mean...?

Posted

Never mind.

Will you hold my bra?

Posted

only with my teeth.

Will you hold my, umm, camera?

Posted

LMAO!!

Why does your camera look like a penis?

Posted

Why yes, it does...

Squeeze the "bulbs" for fast flash action?

Posted

Are you trying to get me to touch your manfruit?

Posted

Nope

Grapes?

Posted

got some

who wants some of 'em?

Posted

Those aren't grapes, Jeff.

Why must you torture me?

Posted

Nuggets.

Perhaps those are me Mc Nuggets?

Posted

They're awful crusty.

Wash them?

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