The Get to Know You Game...

[Paper Hearts]

I fucking loved it! And it'd be a bit cheaper...plus Australia is a 24 hour flight...

Where is my question?

Edited August 2, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

Then go back!! Someday, I'm going. I've always fantasized about it.

Why do you even have to think about it?

[Paper Hearts]

because I had my heart set on Australia.

Remember that song Waltzing Matilda?

[Brenda Starrr]

I do.

Are you singing it in your head right now?

[Paper Hearts]

yes.

What's a billabong?

[Brenda Starrr]

You're asking the wrong woman.

Doesn't it sound illegal?

[Paper Hearts]

I think it's a swampy area.

Should i ask my Australian friend?

[Brenda Starrr]

Why not??

[Paper Hearts]

Because every time he translates that song for me I forget what he told me.

Why am I such a pest?

[Brenda Starrr]

Who says you're a pest?

[Paper Hearts]

I do.

Spray my ass with Raid?

[Brenda Starrr]

What IS it with you and your sexy ass?

[Paper Hearts]

I require pestacide.

How come my sexy ass has been abandoned by the fairer sex?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm just as confused as you are on that one.

Why do you think?

[Paper Hearts]

It's a number of things.

Stop drinking even though I love it?

[Brenda Starrr]

How about cutting back?

[Paper Hearts]

How about just until i'm shit faced?

[Brenda Starrr]

Do I get to enjoy your sober self first?

[Paper Hearts]

yes.

Do you mind if my soberness has a slight hang over?

[Brenda Starrr]

You're so funny.

I guess I might be driving at some point?

[Paper Hearts]

No. I'll stay cool. Nothing to worry about, here, with that.

Should I wait in the car?

[Brenda Starrr]

For what?

[Paper Hearts]

forget it.

Coffee?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure.

Am I weird for counting the days till I come back?

[Paper Hearts]

You are...yes, you are weird.

Fine?