The Get to Know You Game...

[Paper Hearts]

Nope.

What flavor?

[Brenda Starrr]

Peanut butter.

Want some?

[Paper Hearts]

yes.

Why are there so many fuckers?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know. Let me know when you find out.

Whose lights do I have to punch out for you?

[Paper Hearts]

Jesus's.

Have you forgiven Jesus?

[Brenda Starrr]

He's never pissed me off.

Would Jesus drive like you?

[Paper Hearts]

Worse.

Do you think I drive poorly?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll find out soon.

Won't I?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes, I'm an excellent driver.

Doesn't everyone say that?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know.

Guess I'll find out in a few months, right?

[Paper Hearts]

Did you know that I used to drive an ambulance and have never been in an accident?

[Brenda Starrr]

Very cool.

Did you know that I'm a bad passenger due to a bad accident where I was hit by a speeding lawyer in a Jag?

[Paper Hearts]

I was about to say...

do you hate lawyers, like me?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. Just THAT one.

Did you know that, if I see a candy apple red Jag, I'll break out in a sweat?

[Paper Hearts]

I did know that, miraculously.

How did i know?

[Brenda Starrr]

Because you're so smart.

What did I win?

[Kit Kat P]

A gold star

Will I ever figure out what I want to do w/ my life?

[Brenda Starrr]

Of course.

Just not today?

[Paper Hearts]

ask the genie.

Have you seen our new genie?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes. He's hot.

Why does he drive me so wild?

[Paper Hearts]

Because of his blue hair.

Remember when you started to make out with him?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes.

Do you think he enjoyed it?

[Paper Hearts]

I think so.

But it's not my buisness, is it?

[Brenda Starrr]

That's up to you.

Is your day improving at all?

[Paper Hearts]

Honestly?