The Get to Know You Game...

[phee]

No... Still no one has adopted me to be there personal slacker...

Sad?

[Brenda Starrr]

No.

Maybe they don't want a slacker?

[Paper Hearts]

who the frick is calling me?

[phee]

The Pope?

[Brenda Starrr]

Not I. Disappointed?

[phee]

I am sure he is...

Appointed?

[Brenda Starrr]

Not lately.

Wanna run to the beach and back in high heels?

[phee]

That's what I am doing right now...

Snickers?

[Paper Hearts]

You better kiss my ass first.

Are you angry I said that?

[phee]

No... I just won't give you a Snickers...

Bit-o-Honey?

[Brenda Starrr]

Um, no.

Promise me that you aren't flatulent?

[Paper Hearts]

I promise.

Why do you have to make me laugh?

[phee]

Because she wants you...

Favorite thing?

[Paper Hearts]

I like cats.

Go out and get yourself one?

[phee]

Got one

Hungry?

[Paper Hearts]

Not if it involves boiling felines.

Is that what you're thinking?

[phee]

No of course not...

\

Raw Tabby?

[Paper Hearts]

can you role it in sushi rice with avocado and cabbage?

[phee]

Of course!!! here frisky....

Do you want some hamster fetus with that?

[Paper Hearts]

in what kind of sauce?

[phee]

Tomato?

[Paper Hearts]

Ohhhh. Sorry, can't do that. Just had that yesterday.

How about pickle juice and vomit?

[phee]

Mixed or a la cart?

[Paper Hearts]

all mixed together with a cherry on top.

Twist of dog piss?

[Brenda Starrr]

No thanks.

Can I squeeze your urethra?