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Whatever makes you happy.

Aren't I nice?

Posted

sho am...

should I get a bow and arrow for the veranda so that my guests can amuse themselves by taking turns picking off passers by?

Posted

Yes....

Applied at Comcast yet?

Posted

Yes.

Should I get a big net to catch all the debris that blows into my yard from Woodward?

Posted

Just get your self a goat.

Don't goat's eat garbage?

Posted

Yes...

Pigmy Goat

Posted

No. regular.

Would you believe there was a goat here at work Monday?

Posted

i would believe it.

Would you like me to?

Posted

Yes

how many hamspters?

Posted

I once had a whole mess of hamsters.

Do you want to start up the balck plague again, with me?

Posted

Sounds like fun

Masque of the red death?

Posted

Yes.

Murders in the Rue morgue?

Posted

Who gives a shit?

Posted

Edgar Alan Poe certainly gave a shit or he wouldn't have drank so much and wrote depressing little stories.

fuck him, anyhow?

Posted

I don't do dead guys.

Isn't that just gross?

Posted

Yeah.

What if it's a fresh one, today's kill?

Posted

No thanks.

Good enough to eat?

Posted

Why not, you eat animals...What could be more appropriate to eat then, than people-it's people causing all the problems in the world, right?

Posted

I couldn't eat my own.

Are you going to bust on me for eating meat?

Posted

Huh...

Sheep?

Posted

No.

Get over the sheep, would you?

Posted

Sure they kind of like it when I do...

Baaaaa?

Posted

Wow!

Did someone say "SHEEP"!!!!?

**hauls in the sheep**

Posted

Yeah!!!

Did you c the big one by Brenda?

Posted

*Rolls eyes*

What is it with the fucking sheep?

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