The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know.

Who would know these things?

[Paper Hearts]

The genie knows.

Remember that little guy?

[Brenda Starrr]

I love him.

Isn't he awesome?

[Paper Hearts]

He's just a little something I made to keep busy.

Why do you have to leave, damn it?

[Brenda Starrr]

My monitor needs to be used to repair someone else's computer.

Are you sad?

[phee]

For cryin in the mud...

Are you?

[Paper Hearts]

i am and then you got a job and you won't be on all the time now...I just...it seems like only yesterday you were so little and now all the sudden you're all grown up and going out into the world on your own...

**cries**

[Brenda Starrr]

Don't cry....

Wanna see my tits?

[phee]

.... yes he does

do you really have to ask?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes.

Where are they now?

[Brenda Starrr]

In my bra.

Where are yours?

[phee]

I have them severed in my freezer

wanna see?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes.

Do you think it'll cheer me up?

[Brenda Starrr]

I know what will.

Wanna see 'em?

[phee]

It cheers me up...

favorite fuzzy animal?

[Paper Hearts]

lemur.

Don't you want one?

[phee]

Yeah OK

Favorite historical train engine?

[Paper Hearts]

Not at all.

What do you suggest?

[phee]

Nope

thats why I asked...

Favorite Astronomy term?

[Paper Hearts]

"flabberghasted"

You can use that word in a sentence about astronomy, right?

[phee]

Sure...

Last time you successfully masturbated?

[Paper Hearts]

Wow. It's been a while.

What does sucess mean to you?

[phee]

when I feel...uh.... like.... um ....ahh... just succeded....

Anybody want some milk?

[Paper Hearts]

not if you're going to funnel it into my ass and then hand me a bendy straw.

Do you think that (^) should be a common saying?

[paradox]

hell yes.

who would do that?