The Get to Know You Game...

[Paper Hearts]

I don't eat much of it.

Did you know that I love muchrooms?

[Brenda Starrr]

As do I.

Mushroom and cheese omelette?

[Paper Hearts]

I'm not too into eggs, either.

how about crepes?

[Brenda Starrr]

I love crepes.

Cheese blintzes?

[Paper Hearts]

How about Cheeze-it blintzes?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know about that one.......

Does that actually sound good to you?

[Paper Hearts]

Know what?

[Brenda Starrr]

What?

[Paper Hearts]

I'm starting to get on the Cheez-it bandwagon. That's what.

does that cheapen your image of me?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. If you know me at all, you'll know that I adore Cheez-Its.

Did you know that?

[Paper Hearts]

I think that everyone here adores Cheez-its.

Detroit Cheez-it Network?

[Brenda Starrr]

Let's start it!

Yes?

[Paper Hearts]

I think we already have.

Do you think yo uknow who Cheez-its is?

[Brenda Starrr]

I do.

Isn't it obvious?

[Paper Hearts]

I guessed it correctly, that's all I know.

Am I a fricken genius?

[Brenda Starrr]

Of course!

Why do you think I like you so much?

[Paper Hearts]

because of my firm ass?

[Brenda Starrr]

Since I haven't touched it, I really wouldn't know.

Should I take everyone's word for it, or am I going to find out for myself?

[Paper Hearts]

You can do anything you want.

Want to know why?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure.

Why?

[Paper Hearts]

-Because you're special.

Didn't you know that?

[Brenda Starrr]

:blushing

Aren't you the sweetest thing?

[holliwood66]

No.

Do you think I'm weird because I don't like cheez-its...or any other fake cheesy-poof snacky thingys?

[Paper Hearts]

the answer is no.

The sweetest thing is rhubarb.

who the fuck told me that?

[Brenda Starrr]

Some crack smoker.

What's for lunch today?