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not tonite, she's out of town

what's the funniest thing you've see lately?

Posted

myself in the mirror.

you?

Posted

Yeah me too.

Why am I watching Night Court?

Posted (edited)

damn double posting

Edited by damagedangel
Posted

because

ever seen a crisp $20?

Posted (edited)

yes.

isn't it nice?

Edited by soothsayer
Posted

checks in the mail

you believe that?

Posted

Sure why the hell not.

Why wouldn't anyone believe it?

Posted

because its the oldest line in the book.

want to buy a bridge?

Posted

Nah, I have enough of those.

Think I'm that naive?

Posted

I'll ask him.

Paradox, do you think she's that naive?

Posted

maybe...

do you have stairs in your house?

Posted

Yes but they go nowhere.

Is that normal?

Posted

yes.

will you go stand at the top of the stairs now please?

Posted

nope

Are the lights on upstairs?

Posted

nope.

do you need protection?

Posted

Usually not.

What about your kids?

Posted

Yes I love kids but I could never eat a whole one

How about you?

Posted

I never have tried.

Can you reccomend a wine?

Posted

Bully Hill Love my Goat red.

Do you like it slightly sweet?

Posted

I like port, if that's what you mean but it makes me so drunk with so much sugar.

Do you know what "tawny" means?

Posted

If I remember correctly, it's paler.

Am I correct??

Posted

Actually, if wine is tawny, it's a bit flat or too old.

Use it for cooking, then?

Posted

Mmm! With beef tips and mushrooms!!

Oh yeah, you don't like beef, right?

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