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Abra cadabra

Poof?

Posted

Nobody calls me creampuff!

Who do you think you are?

Posted

-crystal.

then who am I, who I thought I were?

Posted

cold as ice/willing to sacrifice...

our love?

Posted

you never take advice

but someday you'll pay the price?

Posted

-and I just may-

Better take back some bottles?

Posted

I remember returning tall 16 ounce glass Pepsi bottles

do you?

Posted

Yeah. We get a lot of money for refunding bottles in Michigan, like 10 cents!

Can you believe that, 10 whole cents!!!!!?

Posted

I can believe it

do you prefer RC to Pepsi?

Posted

Actually, this is so strange that you ask, but I prefer RC over any other cola.

do you want a pop?

Posted

What are we poppin'?

Posted

I wanna Shasta

do you call it pop there as well?

Posted

Soda.

Same nickname for cocaine?

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No.

Do you like telling your life story, every damn detail at a furious speed to anyone you happen to see (because that's what coke does to you)?

Posted

Ahh..no.

Do you feel you need drugs?

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No.

Did you know that someone on PCP once shouted "Johnny Quick's got power, baby!" to me?

Posted

I believe it.

Did you know my daughter has said the word "fuck" more then once?

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I had no idea.

Did you know that my four year old daughter, when she was three, once told me to kiss her ass (probably because I swear like a drunken Ozzy) and that I could do nothing but laugh about it?

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I believe it.

Is it funny to hear your child say "fucking jerk?"

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Well...yes and no...

What the hell kind of an answers is "well...yes AND no"?

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