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People want sheep, I bring them sheep. -It's that simple.

What's your problem?

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I don't have one.

What's yours?

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I don't have one.

Have a sheep, then?

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No thanks.

Why do I always get so bent out of shape every time Wayne has to leave town on business?

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Because your live in "expletive deleted" is gone?

Why do I get sick of a job I thought I wanted?

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Huh?

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Yeah

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Right?

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Frank Lloyd Wrong?

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Uh Huh...

Huh?

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Yeah.

You know what I mean?

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what the fuck are we on?

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DGN, silly.

Are you blind?

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no.

would you rob me, if i was?

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No.

Do you really think I'm mean like that?

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Yes...

But you wouldn't rob his money just his innocence

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Who said he was innocent?

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Jesus tells Phee everything.

Is that right, holy boy?

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lmao

Why would Jesus speak to him?

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Because he's in trouble.

Will Jesus punish him, severly?

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No. Jesus loves him.

Do you think that Jesus loves gefilte fish?

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Jesus loves everything.

Did I hear that right?

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Yes... If Jesus loves everything then he must love stripmalls and video stores

Right?

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I'm the little Jew who wrote the Bible.

Remember Leonard Cohen?

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No, because any mall is the work of the Devil.

Is that why I'm going back to work in a mall?

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