Describe your perfect mate

[BrassFusion]

LOL Every girl wants that silly!

I don't think everyone likes smartasses as much as I do... =)

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't think everyone likes smartasses as much as I do... =)

I love me a Good smartass.

[JaneDead]

Ginormous dick, ridiculous brain, outgoing/stunning/smartass personality.

Apply within, bitches.

sounds like my "husband". if you were 21, he might like you brass.

[Homicidalheathen]

About 7ft tall, Hairy.....all over his body. Fierce growl.......huge feet....claws....a nice smell the wafts through the forest.....yup. I am in love with BIG FOOT!!!

[BrassFusion]

sounds like my "husband". if you were 21, he might like you brass.

I'm 24... and THANKS, now I feel fuckin' old... :doh

About 7ft tall, Hairy.....all over his body. Fierce growl.......huge feet....claws....a nice smell the wafts through the forest.....yup. I am in love with BIG FOOT!!!

I bet big foot would fulfill at least one my my requirements, but when I capture him I'll sell him to you for cheap cheap and i won't even defile him first

[bean]

the eternal =)

[JaneDead]

I'm 24... and THANKS, now I feel fuckin' old... :doh

it's ok brass he is 35 so he really IS old. now i understand why he wants to be called "big daddy" he likes little girls.

with that, i guess my perfect mate would be someone who does not want to be called "daddy".

[BrassFusion]

it's ok brass he is 35 so he really IS old. now i understand why he wants to be called "big daddy" he likes little girls.

with that, i guess my perfect mate would be someone who does not want to be called "daddy".

Ew...

[xBrutalBeautyx]

My perfect mate, huh? Let's see.....He'd probably be a lot like a dog. Loyal, friendly, smart, affectionate and loves to give me kisses. Gets excited when I come home. Goes on walks with me. Very protective over me. Poops in strangers yards.

[Head Wreck]

sounds like what candy has in odims

[BrassFusion]

I want a dog boy. But only if he bites.

[Medea]

Hrm.... perfect mate, eh?

Well, there is no question that my perfect mate is a geek to the core. I roleplay, I play magic, I read and watch Science Fiction, and I can kick your butt in Trivial Pursuit. I need someone who can put up with all that shenanigans, and possibly give me a run for my money.

On the other hand, I need a geek who can deal in social situations without coming off as "creepy dude who keeps quoting Star Trek". I need "disarmingly charming dude who keeps quoting Star Trek". I like the goofy kinda charm that puts you at ease. Someone who can make me laugh.

My perfect mate will be able to deal with the fact that I'm a gross, gutter-minded, foul-mouthed chick, but it's in a funny and endearing way, I swear.

Also, patience and understanding. Although I'm not the possessive or clingy type, there are days when I suddenly become particularly needy. It will pass, and quickly, but they need to be able to deal with it in the meantime.

Sexually, I want someone who can be more dominant in the bedroom, without being abusive or degrading, someone who is attentive to my needs and can let me take the reins for a while when I want to, someone who makes me feel attractive, wanted, needed. Also, a healthy appetite in that department will go a long way.

Basically someone who makes me feel happy, makes me feel safe and secure, someone who I don't have to constantly worry about them hurting me, waiting for the next shoe to drop. Someone who actually cares about me as much as I care about them.

[Head Wreck]

honestly i dont know my perfect mate, is there such a thing?

[Nienna]

I don't think everyone likes smartasses as much as I do... =)

I require it!

[Klaus]

My Perfect Soul Mate.

Brutally Honest.

- She should have a great personality, i like someone who i can have a LONG conversation with, and we dont end on uhhh ummm so...... yea......

- She should be decently smart, i don't need a rocket or nuclear scientist but it would be nice if she wasn't dumb as a post

- I'd like her to have some looks, I mean I don't expect Elizabeth Hurley or anything but it would be nice to be physically attracted to said woman.

- Good fashion sense. I have had gf's that just DO NOT know how to look. they can pull off makeup and stuff but when it came to clothes... run for the hills. you all remember my horrid dress up post.... let us not be reminded

- it'd be awesome if she had her own car. ALL, as in EVERY SINGLE ONE of my ex's DID NOT drive! i would like to be driven once as opposed to doing all the driving! maybe meet halfway! pick ME up. I'm sorry I'm just dick of driving to Wyandotte every time i wanna see someone. arg!!!!!!

- I'm not a big fan of dreads, please no dreads. I like straight hair or wavy or curly... just not dread like.. please.

- and hopefully we have stuff in common!!! LOTS IN COMMON!!!!! i usually have to search for common intrests with gf's and i dont wanna have to search for a small semi common interest.

[Klaus]

I'm no good at trivial pursuit, but i do LOVE star trek... in a bad geeky kinda way, however i don't quote it. too often.... but i do admit i like to roleplay often but thats just me. I can never seem to find a girl who will roleplay with me. sure I'm a 400 yr old vampire but i look like I'm 23!!! sadness. however i did never get into Magic. i like Munchkin which is a spoof of D&D Magic and various other card games combined. i will say however, when i get the chance, maybe next year, i am sooo getting my License plate changed. Lt Worf (hopefully no one took it!) ALL the tests i took online said i am Worf so i best be getting that License Plate lol

Klaus

Hrm.... perfect mate, eh?

Well, there is no question that my perfect mate is a geek to the core. I roleplay, I play magic, I read and watch Science Fiction, and I can kick your butt in Trivial Pursuit. I need someone who can put up with all that shenanigans, and possibly give me a run for my money.

On the other hand, I need a geek who can deal in social situations without coming off as "creepy dude who keeps quoting Star Trek". I need "disarmingly charming dude who keeps quoting Star Trek". I like the goofy kinda charm that puts you at ease. Someone who can make me laugh.

My perfect mate will be able to deal with the fact that I'm a gross, gutter-minded, foul-mouthed chick, but it's in a funny and endearing way, I swear.

Also, patience and understanding. Although I'm not the possessive or clingy type, there are days when I suddenly become particularly needy. It will pass, and quickly, but they need to be able to deal with it in the meantime.

Sexually, I want someone who can be more dominant in the bedroom, without being abusive or degrading, someone who is attentive to my needs and can let me take the reins for a while when I want to, someone who makes me feel attractive, wanted, needed. Also, a healthy appetite in that department will go a long way.

Basically someone who makes me feel happy, makes me feel safe and secure, someone who I don't have to constantly worry about them hurting me, waiting for the next shoe to drop. Someone who actually cares about me as much as I care about them.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA...hahahahaha....haha....wooo... 'perfect mate'? That makes me giggle...

[Rayne]

maybe next year, i am sooo getting my License plate changed. Lt Worf (hopefully no one took it!) ALL the tests i took online said i am Worf so i best be getting that License Plate lol

http://services1.sos.state.mi.us/plates/pa...plateID=bluebar

Not taken.

Mine says "RAYNE". Go figure.

[LuluVox]

How in the crapping hell is "LULUVOX" taken????

Who do I have to kill?

[BrassFusion]

How in the crapping hell is "LULUVOX" taken????

Who do I have to kill?

It wasn't me! I swear!

[Scary Guy]

How in the crapping hell is "LULUVOX" taken????

Who do I have to kill?

"Holy shit who is that crazy bitch ramming my car?"

I hope I'm on the road when this happens, four or five lanes over of course and/or way in back.

[LuluVox]

"Holy shit who is that crazy bitch ramming my car?"

I hope I'm on the road when this happens, four or five lanes over of course and/or way in back.

Or I can be subtle and just report them for a hit and run.

[Medea]

Or I can be subtle and just report them for a hit and run.

Wow... you are one evil chica...

[Klaus]

I remember posting in here before the IPS error.. anywho. again i go!

- I'd like a girl who likes me for me. Im a cross dresser, i have NO plans on changing, and it'd be nice if i could go out as her girlfriend sometimes.

- It'd definitely be awesome if she drove! ive had to drive for ALL my ex's and for ONCE i would like to be driven somewhere, picked up, or whatever im ok with driving, just not ALL the time. and ill even pay for gas!!

- I would like her to be semi attractive i mean i would like to be physically attracted to her not someone with a slack jaw, no teeth, no hair...etc i like some looks! you dont have to be Elizabeth Hurley but some looks would be awesome and no dreads, i dont like dreads, please no dreadlocks

- Someone ok with my style. i'm goth some days other days im lazy, so on. some people are so one sided with fashion.... no not for me.

- some smarts would be nice, i dont need a rocket/nuclear scientist but i would like to sometimes talk about current events that DON'T involve hair care products or makeup. current events. the war in Iraq. W. you know somewhat educated.

- good fashion sense!!! i had a few ex's in the past that could do makeup fine but when it came to dressing themselves... run for the hills but be careful the hills have eyes.

- have a job! its not a necessity but i dont ALWAYS wanna pay for the date, I'm not rich, i just drive a car that makes people think i am.

- i also wanna say i don't like huge boobs. theres a limit people like im not really even into anything past a D. im sorry i dont meen to be an evil person saying that, but it does say PERFECT mate.

- lastly i want a girl. tomboys do NOT fit in my Vocabulary. She doesn't have to be all dresses 24/7 but i get bored with jeans and a baggy t-shirt all the time

I forgot to add some stuff!

- Common interests are a must, i dont wanna be with someone who hates everything that i love. thats not cool.

- there was something else... umm i forgot. so i guess that last one until i remember the other.

[CixWicked]

The perfect woman for me...

She's gotta be completely outrageous in almost every way. How she dresses, how she acts, how she feels about me. Someone who is honest, but not brutally so. Someone who speaks her mind, but -has- something upstairs, so that when she does (Speak her mind I mean) it's something of substance, principal, and merit. This doesn't mean it -always- has to make sense... it can be completely outrageous, but there is meaning behind it.

She -HAS- to be beautiful, and understand that beautiful is more than just being drop dead gorgeous, it's about being flirtatious, outgoing, and caring. About having real interests, and faith... be it in religion, or in yourself, or in me. It's about being so generous that we fight, not about what we take but what we give. "No, you keep it, I don't need that right now... no honey, I don't wanna take your money/food/golden retriever puppy."

She -Has- to have a sense of morals that wont always let her choose 'self gratification' over the 'right thing to do'. She'd rather be under nourished with you, than to eat well while you starve to death. AND she has to be willing to take action, even if the results of thoes actions don't have a broad sweeping effect. She understands that 'good deeds' aren't done to change the world, they are done to show the cold cruel world that it will not change you.

Sex is very important. But that's really all that needs to be said about it... >

Lastly she has to be able to see beyond today... She has to believe in a future, and work toward making something of it, and understand that I'm doing the same. She has to beleive in me, and believe in herself. She can't compromise these things... they are probably the most important.

Slut, saint, scholar, and wackjob... that's perfection in a women... as far as I'm concerned.

I believe it exist in every woman... so umm... GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, AND LET'S GET STARTED

:D

CixWicked