DGN member for President

[Brenda Starrr]

You could be my First Lady, Paul. Phee could be your Monica Lewinsky.

[JaneDead]

even though i don't necessarily agree with the poltical views of these people; this is who i would vote for or think are worthy to run in the first place:

in alphabetical order:

black sunday/monday

daniel

fierce critter

game of chance

jarod

marblez

paper hearts

pomba gira

the dark

the eternal

torn asunder

zhukovcodeslinger

and phee of course would be the vice president

[Paper Hearts]

You could be my First Lady, Paul.

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Kinky, but I thought you said you'd tried that before...

[JaneDead]

and you might look at some of my choices and wonder how i came up with a list like that but i have a reason for every single one of those people on there.

[Brenda Starrr]

Fun you must have. First Lady your job will be.

[Paper Hearts]

I think Dynomite would make a good leader. She's got a good smile, for the televised cadidate's debates, too. She might have even beat Kennedy.

[phee]

I have gotten a few votes as well as a nod for PHEEMA, First Lady, and Vice President....

I would say that my first act as President would be to give all DGN members 1 million dollars, and add another zero to the paychecks of teachers....

My running mate as Vice President would most definitly be The Dark, because as a good leader I would want my 2nd in command to have different view points and be willing to share them with me, and stand up to me when I am being a Prick.

I would also start a new department of government devoted to Hedonistic Pleasure, and Sin development.

[Paper Hearts]

And, If you elect me, I will personally go door-to-door and fuck everyone in the country.

[phee]

And, If you elect me, I will personally go door-to-door and  fuck everyone in the country.

As opposed to Bush who kind of Fucked everyone in the country from his ranch (except the rich people)

[Paper Hearts]

And I'll match all my competitors deals. in fact, i'll match the candidate of your choice's plan, plus I'll fuck you and not only that, I'll give it to you the way YOU like it. Whatever you like, that's what you'll get from me, in bed.

And if you like the war, I'll send you over there. If you like debt, i'll give it to you. If you want tax breaks, that's what you'll get. EVERY THING MUST GO!!

[Brenda Starrr]

And, If you elect me, I will personally go door-to-door and  fuck everyone in the country.

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Aww! Just like Clinton!!

[Paper Hearts]

Plus I'll rename the country Sucka-land.

[CheezIts]

This is a scary thought indeed. Many of the poeple who regularly post on here have little education and can't even spell. Then again, I guess that's not much different than some other people I can think of in office...

[Brenda Starrr]

At least some of us can say "nuclear."

[Paper Hearts]

Cheez-Its would do a better job because Cheez-Its is ultra intelligent with a super education to prove it.

[Vater Araignee]

I can't say I would vote for any of you. No offense.. but in all the political debates.. I have as yet to see anyone do anything but either bitch or whine about how it should be. i have never seen anyone say what they would do to fix anything thats wrong.

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then vote for me.

[Vater Araignee]

My fellow U.S. Citizens you have it to easy.

It has come to the point in this country where twenty extremist wackos can make law for one million level headed individuals by using methods such as but not limited to:

Flying the law in under our radar so we don't have a chance to be apposed to it.

Guilting us into inaction so that we can not be accused of being anti homosexual, anti religion etc. etc. or guilting us for be something that we can't help I.E. a white male.

How do I propose to solve this problem? Simple when I am elected president I will enact a law stating that politics can not be discussed under any situation barring the following:

At home.

During a gathering specifically designed for the discussion.

On the internet.

Now by now your saying that solves the guilt but what about the unknown?

This too is simple, every individual of voting age will be required to carry a device similar to a black berry so the may know at any time what is being voted on and make the vote from any location.

I also take a stance on speeding It endangers many and unnecessarily consumes fuel.

My solution is to install an electronic speed governor into every vehicle that will prevent them from exceeding the posted limits.

BUT VATER THAT'S INFRINGING ON MY RIGHTS?

How, I ask. Do you have a right to break the law? NO! the only way you could appose this is if you do or are planning on doing so.

What about people that disable the speed governor? They will be prosecuted for attempted reckless homicide.

So you may further learn of my platform, I now open the floor to questions.

[Daevion]

The Dark for president

cheezITS for vice-president

and Paper Hearts for secretary of foreign affairs

..and Vater for minister of propaganda

[Paper Hearts]

Daevion for Cheese Czar.

[CheezIts]

Daevion, you KNOW I still love you. =)

The Dark for president

cheezITS for vice-president

and Paper Hearts for secretary of foreign affairs

..and Vater for minister of propaganda

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[Daevion]

Daevion for Cheese Czar.

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only if I can be like Ivan the terrible

[Daevion]

Daevion, you KNOW I still love you.  =)

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:blushing mmm..cheezITS are so good to eat

[Dollardave]

even though i don't necessarily agree with the poltical views of these people; this is who i would vote for or think are worthy to run in the first place:

in alphabetical order:

black sunday/monday

daniel

fierce critter

game of chance

jarod

marblez

paper hearts

pomba gira

the dark

the eternal

torn asunder

zhukovcodeslinger

and phee of course would be the vice president

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I see how it is leave me out I'd make a great president. what u thinking.

[JaneDead]

I see how it is leave me out I'd make a great president.  what u thinking.

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double d i don't think you could stop thinking about big boobs and porn long enough to run the country

[Vater Araignee]

My fellow U.S. Citizens you have it to easy.

It has come to the point in this country where twenty extremist wackos can make law for one million level headed individuals by using methods such as but not limited to:

Flying the law in under our radar so we don't have a chance to be apposed to it.

Guilting us into inaction so that we can not be accused of being anti homosexual, anti religion etc. etc. or guilting us for be something that we can't help I.E. a white male.

How do I propose to solve this problem? Simple when I am elected president I will enact a law stating that politics can not be discussed under any situation barring the following:

At home.

During a gathering specifically designed for the discussion.

On the internet.

Now by now your saying that solves the guilt but what about the unknown?

This too is simple, every individual of voting age will be required to carry a device similar to a black berry so the may know at any time what is being voted on and make the vote from any location.

I also take a stance on speeding It endangers many and unnecessarily consumes fuel.

My solution is to install an electronic speed governor into every vehicle that will prevent them from exceeding the posted limits.

BUT VATER THAT'S INFRINGING ON MY RIGHTS?

How, I ask. Do you have a right to break the law? NO! the only way you could appose this is if you do or are planning on doing so.

What about people that disable the speed governor? They will be prosecuted for attempted reckless homicide.

So you may further learn of my platform, I now open the floor to questions.

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I forgot to mention that I would declare Halloween a notional holiday.