DGN member for President

[Marblez]

I've also decided to throw in a gift to the first 50 voters who vote for me, totally free, as my way of saying thank you. The free gift could be almost anything.

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May I have 49 more votes?...I'll be the first in line!!

[Brenda Starrr]

I've also decided to throw in a gift to the first 50 voters who vote for me, totally free, as my way of saying thank you. The free gift could be almost anything.

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How about a plane ticket to/from Detroit?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes, because one thing we're being told lately is that "deficits do not matter". So What I'm proposing to do is just take all of that federal money and just let everyone do whatever they want with it because hey, deficits do not matter.

[Brenda Starrr]

Okay. As soon as I receive my plane ticket, I'll push your button. I'll even wear a blue dress from the Gap, despite my disdain for that store.

[Guest Game of Chance]

I'm not asking for a lot. Just Citigroup. And Exxon Mobil. And about $5 trillion in cash.

[Paper Hearts]

Yes, but i can't re-direct the federal money to you until you elect me, Brenda.

Personally, I'm going to use my federal gift to buy citizenship to another country!

[Guest Game of Chance]

Can I use mine to buy another country?

Nothing fantastic. Just Spain.

[Marblez]

I'm not asking for a lot.  Just Citigroup.  And Exxon Mobil.  And about $5 trillion in cash.

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ooh ooh ooh, get wal-mart for me, k. I don't want to waste my bribe on it but add it to your lista nd make it a socially conscious "american" company, with a competitive pricing structure!!!

[Paper Hearts]

Yes, Steve will one day be the king of Spain. If I am elected, my first move in office will be to attempt to purchase Spain.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Or I could just price everyone else out of the market and use Paul as a figurehead to run the country behind the scenes...MUHAHAHAHA :devil

[Paper Hearts]

I spent my Bush tax break in Canada to buy foriegn goods. Oops.

-But yeah, whatever your wildest dreams are, we'll do our best to get it for you. And don't forget about the free drinks.

[Marblez]

Or I could just price everyone else out of the market and use Paul as a figurehead to run the country behind the scenes...MUHAHAHAHA  :devil

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NOOOOOOOO!!!!

I change my vote...sorry paul, I can not support someone who will allow themselves to be the puppet for a ruthless capitalist like GOC.

I vote for DollarDave, at least what you see is what you get

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a ruthless capitalist like GOC.

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I'm pulling a Reagan. I can't recall making any statement that would lead you to that conclusion. :fear :devil

[Paper Hearts]

And If you vote for me, I'll make sure there is a televised meeting between Dollar Dave and the Queen of England. I will appoint dollar Dave as our chief ambassador to the UK. Fuck it, the UN! Dollar Dave will be our chief UN representative AND you will get to watch him meet all foriegn royalty on live television!

[Guest Game of Chance]

Sounds like that Ali G special where he was elected to Parliament. The scene with Borat was awesome.

[Paper Hearts]

And the Ali G show will run on all govt access tv stations and in fact you know what? Free cable TV for everyone! That's right, I'm throwing that in, and I said FREE! And a free DVR to the first 50 voters.

[Rayne]

And the Ali G show will run on all govt access tv stations and in fact you know what? Free cable TV for everyone! That's right, I'm throwing that in, and I said FREE! And a free DVR to the first 50 voters.

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Is internet included in that deal? Ya know, my internet and cable are a package deal.

[Paper Hearts]

The answer is yes.

[Rayne]

The answer is yes.

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Hell yeah! I'm the first in line! :cheerful

...I decided I was voting for Paul a long time ago, but this just "seals the deal". :innocent

[Paper Hearts]

Whatever it takes.

[Rayne]

Whatever it takes.

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I love it...that should be your slogan.

[Paper Hearts]

Fine.

[Msterbeau]

Cut this shit out. You guys are gonna get me fired for laughing so loud.... :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

Can I be Queen of someplace cool? Pretty please?

[Paper Hearts]

Can I be Queen of someplace cool? Pretty please?

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How about Detroit?