DGN member for President

[soothsayer]

My vote still goes to Dark.......we need an ass kickin', take no shit kinda President in office. Not that panzee chimp rod we have now.

[TomCat]

Whoever wins............can I have a science post?  Screw the public relations, pretending-to-be-likable crap, I've got some experiments that push the borders of ethics to get done!

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If I'm elected, Dan, I'll give you a bad ass national science director's post & a modest Budget...that will include a reasonable entertainment expense account.

So you can take the prez to the titty bars!!

[Daevion]

Surgeon general would have to be some dan guy being that your more aligned to the biology side of science

[phee]

I am officially resigning from the Presidential Race... I am going to go join Cobra, and try to intern for Destro....

[JaneDead]

i don't think you can resign. i already said you were v.p. no matter who was president. how can you do that to us phee? how? *cries*

[Daevion]

I am officially resigning from the Presidential Race... I am going to go join Cobra, and try to intern for Destro....

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I hear there's a job opportunity for a cobra solder where the only pre-req is the in-ablitity to hit a moving target.

[phee]

I hear there's a job opportunity for a cobra solder where the only pre-req is the in-ablitity to hit a moving target.

I got that down... and since we aleady have some terrorists as P and VP... I don't think you will be dissapointed Dyno!

[The_Dark]

Looks like it's time to up the funding to GI Joe.

[phee]

Looks like it's time to up the funding to GI Joe.

No they always foil us.... maybe we shouldn't have our secret hide out as a mountain carved into a giant snake head anymore.... nah.

[Daevion]

I also heard that Osama bin-laden got some of his ideas from watching GIjoe and dreamnt of one day being like cobra commander

[phee]

So there would be a mountain carved into a bearded head of a man...

[Paper Hearts]

I would like to see Osama Bin Laden as mayor of Detroit. We need to get this place cleaned up/fixed.

[phee]

I would like to see Osama Bin Laden as mayor of Detroit. We need to get this place cleaned up/fixed.

Well Hussain has the keys to the city... so you never know what might happen.

[Paper Hearts]

Well, if we throw in a couple of free Lincoln SUVs, for their wives, on tax money slated for other things, maybe we can get them on the same ticket...

[phee]

No Kwami would run again....

[Paper Hearts]

Well, at least Kwami is Irish.

[Shade Everdark]

I expect this thread to be kept civil; name calling, even of an indirect nature, will not be tolerated.

[Jarodaka]

you forgot too my choices were only alphabetical not really by my top choices

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Sorry, Dynomite.... can I still be Secretary of State?

[DarkenedCharm]

Noone needs me as president, that's for sure. Anyone remember the video for KMFDM's "Drug Against War"? The politician sweating profusely and giggling maniacally while thumbing the button that blows up Earth?

Yep. That would be me.

I would make sure that the people I care about are on another rock tho...Don't ask me how. But it would happen.

Trust me.

*Maniacal laughter ensues, echoing through my tiny, Darkened apartment*

[Jarodaka]

I hate, abhore, loathe Socialism with a passion, so I'd have to say Dark, Zhuk or Jarod. (Barring voting for myself that is...)

*rubs hands together Mr. Burns style*

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I think you and Zhuk would be the only ones voting for me. Usually, people have trouble when I get to the part about no more taxes. Then, just to really mess with everyone, I also point out that all education and roads would be privatized. Don't forget about abolishing the FDA! Phase out Social Security? Hell yes. Rollback Medicare and Medicaid to zero? Without a doubt! No more EPA? Vote for me!

...and with that, I'd like to thank all 2 of my supporters for coming out, but when the time comes, be sure to vote for Big Douche instead of Turd Sandwich.

[JaneDead]

Sorry, Dynomite.... can I still be Secretary of State?

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you can be whatever you want jarod cuz you just rock.

[Brenda Starrr]

Noone needs me as president, that's for sure. Anyone remember the video for KMFDM's "Drug Against War"? The politician sweating profusely and giggling maniacally while thumbing the button that blows up Earth?

Yep. That would be me.

I would make sure that the people I care about are on another rock tho...Don't ask me how. But it would happen.

Trust me.

*Maniacal laughter ensues, echoing through my tiny, Darkened apartment*

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As long as the rock has climate control and brie, I'll be happy.

[Rayne]

And I'll match all my competitors deals. in fact, i'll match the candidate of your choice's plan, plus I'll fuck you and not only that, I'll give it to you the way YOU like it. Whatever you like, that's what you'll get from me, in bed.

And if you like the war, I'll send you over there. If you like debt, i'll give it to you. If you want tax breaks, that's what you'll get. EVERY THING MUST GO!!

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uhhh....I vote for Paul. lol. :laughing

[Paper Hearts]

I've also decided to throw in a gift to the first 50 voters who vote for me, totally free, as my way of saying thank you. The free gift could be almost anything.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Can I have $7 trillion, please?