DGN member for President

[DisturbedMania]

Just for fun. Who would you vote for if a DGN member ran for President of the United States? If ya'll like the idea maybe we'll do mock campaigns.

[Brenda Starrr]

Paper Hearts

[Rayne]

Either Game of Chance or Paper Hearts would get my vote....

[Dollardave]

I'd vote for myself and Lady Dynomiite would be my vice president cuz shes retorted.

[Brenda Starrr]

Phee can be First Lady.

[phee]

Phee can be First Lady.

Excuse me??? I would like to be head of the FDA.... or maybe a mail man.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Excuse me??? I would like to be head of the FDA.... or maybe a mail man.

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Pass the civil service exam, and the job is yours.

Although I was hoping you might run for Pres. Or at least be Secretary of the Department of Agriculture.

[phee]

Pass the civil service exam, and the job is yours.

Although I was hoping you might run for Pres.  Or at least be Secretary of the Department of Agriculture.

You know... I think I might make a good secretary...

[Guest Game of Chance]

How about head of FEMA?

[Guest Game of Chance]

Either Game of Chance or Paper Hearts would get my vote....

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Thanks.

[FarrIL]

DollarDave, Brenda or MsterBeau.

=D

[paradox]

How about head of FEMA?

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isnt that PHEEMA?

[Guest Game of Chance]

isnt that PHEEMA?

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lol. Indeed.

[Jarodaka]

Saechalyn.

[Msterbeau]

DollarDave, Brenda or MsterBeau.

=D

You're a closet anarchist aren't you?

[FarrIL]

You're a closet anarchist aren't you?

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Oh very much so :woot:

[Dollardave]

DollarDave, Brenda or MsterBeau.

=D

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Farrils earning brownie points into Double D's zipper surprise.

[Mizstomp]

CURIOUS PANDORA....

Nuff said.

[Mikielikesit]

Paper hearts

against

PHEE

A ten round no holds barred election to the death

[bean]

Homicidalheathen, or the eternal.

[Homicidalheathen]

I almost cannot believe anyone voted for me. I would ship all your whitey asses back to Europe and let the Native Americans have their land back......you don't want me.

Hee hee seriously you'd all be living in tribes if I had my way.......one big hippie commune the country would be.

I vote for PHEE

[Head Wreck]

i vote for me

[The_Dark]

I can't say I would vote for any of you. No offense.. but in all the political debates.. I have as yet to see anyone do anything but either bitch or whine about how it should be. i have never seen anyone say what they would do to fix anything thats wrong.

[Head Wreck]

a very fair point

allow me to submit my manifesto:

all stupid people will be left down the south. on the other side of an 80 foot wall thats barbes and razor embeded on the first 80 feet, then smooth nylon clad thats angled inwards on the south face

and on the north face, the worlds biggest artistic masterpiece, the great mural of the USA. on this side we have all the cool, people and we shall all have jobs, health insurance (inc dental) wear tin foil suits and have flying cars

Vote for the 4th option! Head Wreck, the president for a better world.

join the party today and get your free uniform and matching jackboots in silver shiny stuff

[Paper Hearts]

Actually. Head Wreck cannot be president of the United States of America, because he wasn't born here. Sorry mate, you'll have to work on being prime minister, instead. And I think you'd be better looking than Margret Thatcher-and I don't mean anything by that, just take that as it is.

Also, in an unprecidented show of age discrimination, the United States constitution dissallows anyone under the age of 35 from being elected to the executive position. That leaves us with HH or Brenda, or $Dave. I think it'd be cool seeing the president with a $ painted on the back of his suit coat. Dave sort of has a regal, presidential look to him, too. Brenda and HH on the same ticket would be interesting though...

-But yeah, if you vote for me, I won't raise your taxes or anything and I'll work on mispronouncing everything, so you won't miss W when he's gone. And if you want, you can intern for me and we'll reenact the presidential 'fling' between Ms Lewinski and president Clinton. Every day, if you're hot enough. Oh yeah, and Phee and Game of Chance can be in my cabinet. and speaking of cabinets, I'll give my state of the union address 'You Can't Do That On Television' style, where I pop out of a locker. And if one of the Whitehouse staff is holding a press conference and says the wrong word, green slime will pour over their head. Oh yeah, and did I mention free alcoholic (delicious, thirst quenching) beverages, free, for all Americans, by way of a new church, and SUV, tax? Plus I have a nice ass and we'll put it's image on the dollar bill. Thank you.