Stupid Cupid

[DarkVampire]

That's because he sucks. He's not doing us single guys any good.

Edited December 29, 2008 by DarkVampire

[taysteewonderbunny]

That's because he sucks. He's not doing us single guys any good.

Guys. First instinct is toward violence. Ever try to bribe the f*cker? He can aim that thing anywheres.

[TheGimp]

hey cupid psst shoot tasty in the butt for me with your magic arrows if you do ill buy you a new bow i promice

[Reaper]

*calls up the nearest WalMart* Hi, could you page Cupid Blows for me? Yes, Cupid Blows you got it. Thank you!

[Guest greyhalo]

Guys. First instinct is toward violence. Ever try to bribe the f*cker? He can aim that thing anywheres.

Violence and negativity can be turn-offs for potential partners too...

[StormKnight (1)]

Hey, I have been trying to keep him going in the bloody ICU for for the last few pages of this post. You don't think he will accept trade of finding Miss Right to love for discounting the hefty hospital bill for months in the ICU?

I will not charge for my services if I can get him out of the unit in exchange for Miss Right.

Edited December 29, 2008 by StormKnight

[Guest greyhalo]

I nominate Marc as the next Cupid. I think the Van of Doom should become the Van of Love.

[Nienna]

The van of doom is full of doom though.. not love. Would never work.

[Head Wreck]

pink tinsel dispells all and any doom

[Simon Bar Sinister]

that it does.

[Mean Salley]

The van of doom is full of doom though.. not love. Would never work.

This statement is an exercise in redundancy. However, it does generate double the doom.

You may sing the doom song now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcn_TPu4qQ

[Oh_My_Goth]

This statement is an exercise in redundancy. However, it does generate double the doom.

You may sing the doom song now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcn_TPu4qQ

[torn asunder]

oh, yeah - and cupid's still stoopid!!!

[DarkVampire]

That it is.

[Rev.Reverence]

...well...did any of you ever stop to wonder if Cupid thinks YOUR stupid?

...I mean...you are all the ones with out dates...perhaps you should research as to the "proper" manner in which to get Cupid to work FOR YOU...instead of forever frustrating your positions...

[Riku Namako]

wait, is that like lowering your standards or something?

[Head Wreck]

never underestimate cupid. the bugger attacks when your not looking for him!

[jynxxxedangel]

It's amazing what this kid will do, with a bit of extra bribery..

[TheGimp]

ive tried to bribe his ass...coke, pot, booze, prostitutes, money. a brand new bow and a new set of arrows he just dont take bribes the little fuck

[Rev.Reverence]

wait, is that like lowering your standards or something?

...Hmmm...performing ancient rituals to acheive desired effects...time honored rituals...

Hmmmm...like "doing something right"...I think that might be "RAISING YOUR STANDARDS"!

...Ya'll want to let Cupid be personified in your minds...but do not want to make friends with the entity YOU are creating...

...there are enough enemies of Man...Cupid is supposed to be a friend...let him be!

[DarkVampire]

I have no game and I'm shy, what the fuck do you expect?

[Rev.Reverence]

I have no game and I'm shy, what the fuck do you expect?

...this was me at 18...I expect that if you want better in your life...every time you do something...do it 1 better than the last time

..this I like to call the "+1 Imperative"...

[DarkVampire]

When I was 18 I had that "danger" or bad boy aura that women are attracted to. I'm 30 something don't take risks and play it safe. O NOES! That sounds domesticated.

Edited January 3, 2009 by DarkVampire

[Guest greyhalo]

...well...did any of you ever stop to wonder if Cupid thinks YOUR stupid?

...I mean...you are all the ones with out dates...perhaps you should research as to the "proper" manner in which to get Cupid to work FOR YOU...instead of forever frustrating your positions...

+1

[Riku Namako]

...Hmmm...performing ancient rituals to acheive desired effects...time honored rituals...

shhhhhhh... don't give away all the secrets... >.>;;; <.<;;; XD