Stupid Cupid

[candyman]

I'm not allowed to play with sharp and dangerous objects.

This is America! You are supposed to have that shit!

[TitsMcGee]

This is America! You are supposed to have that shit!

But it's the government telling me I can't play with the sharp dangerous objects!

[taysteewonderbunny]

Sweet. I already have the Greyhalo and Ice Queen seals of approval. Now I can add Rev to that list.

Hear that ladies? I haz references.

Great. Send me your CV and head shot and maybe I can schedule you an interview.

[candyman]

But it's the government telling me I can't play with the sharp dangerous objects!

They told me not to own or shoot high powered rifles...yet I own not just those but also a light machine gun...plus alot of knives...*opens trench coat to show...my knife selection*

[TheGimp]

I thought you were in a relationship...?

yea what she said miss mcgee

[Guest greyhalo]

You know, I have a non-DGN friend who might be a good match for Scott or Marc...

[TheGimp]

then hook em up halo marc needs to find himself a nice chick and so dose spook

[taysteewonderbunny]

The same chick? Now THAT'S kinky.

[Guest greyhalo]

then hook em up halo marc needs to find himself a nice chick and so dose spook

She might be moving to Chicago soon. But, we should all hang out so she can meet them. You never know...

She pretty, artistic, well-educated, stylish, quirky, and one of my best friends.

[StormKnight (1)]

*sigh*

I get the feeling cupid is firing blanks at me or anyone I would have an interest in.

*looks over at ICU bed*

Next time, live rounds please.

[Guest greyhalo]

*sigh*

I get the feeling cupid is firing blanks at me or anyone I would have an interest in.

*looks over at ICU bed*

Next time, live rounds please.

Hey, you're not alone, pal. I haven't had any luck either.

[TitsMcGee]

yea what she said miss mcgee

We're on a break because of the distance right now. We plan on getting back together once I'm able to get back down there to live.

[n0Mad]

Great. Send me your CV and head shot and maybe I can schedule you an interview.

CV? What, are you British.

But, we should all hang out so she can meet them.

Sure, we'll get right on that ... after you get over your bronchitis, cold, flu, allergies, pink eye, indigestion ...

[e-jewell]

I'm not so much looking for a doormat. Just someone who's confident and cocky (I love cocky, obnoxious guys for some reason.... not a very laidback person) without being a cheating lying asshole. And, simultaneously, willing to be bitched around a LITTLE bit. I do my man's laundry and come over to cook for him when I'm in a relationship, so if I ask him to do something for me I expect no argument.

Also, unfortunately, I'm a little shallow. I only like bigger guys that are moreso built and thick than muscular, and I can't stand blonde hair.

Intelligence is completely necessary. Literary skills also completely necessary. I enjoy a man being my superior in some things.

There's people that fit these requirements, I've met quite a few. But they're usually lying assholes.

[TheGimp]

I'm not so much looking for a doormat. Just someone who's confident and cocky (I love cocky, obnoxious guys for some reason.... not a very laidback person) without being a cheating lying asshole. And, simultaneously, willing to be bitched around a LITTLE bit. I do my man's laundry and come over to cook for him when I'm in a relationship, so if I ask him to do something for me I expect no argument.

Also, unfortunately, I'm a little shallow. I only like bigger guys that are moreso built and thick than muscular, and I can't stand blonde hair.

Intelligence is completely necessary. Literary skills also completely necessary. I enjoy a man being my superior in some things.

There's people that fit these requirements, I've met quite a few. But they're usually lying assholes.

Still sounds like your looking for a tool but thats just my thoughts on it...you want a condifident cocky obnoxious guy whos not a cheating asshole thats willing to be bitched at and not argue back thats built and thick but not all muscular with out any hint of blond body hair..again sounds like a tool...but those are just thoughts

[candyman]

I'm not so much looking for a doormat. Just someone who's confident and cocky (I love cocky, obnoxious guys for some reason.... not a very laidback person) without being a cheating lying asshole. And, simultaneously, willing to be bitched around a LITTLE bit. I do my man's laundry and come over to cook for him when I'm in a relationship, so if I ask him to do something for me I expect no argument.

Also, unfortunately, I'm a little shallow. I only like bigger guys that are moreso built and thick than muscular, and I can't stand blonde hair.

Intelligence is completely necessary. Literary skills also completely necessary. I enjoy a man being my superior in some things.

There's people that fit these requirements, I've met quite a few. But they're usually lying assholes.

Come to the Cradle of Filth show at the Rave in Milwaukee on Saturday...these guys are everywhere. You have to grab them quickly though...they are gone as soon as a pit starts. Being cocky they jump right in...and being big with no real muscle mass they are fodder for us skinny, ripped bastards. I will try to save one for you but they usually leave crying half way through the show...they probably wont' last past Satyricon.

[Riku Namako]

Still sounds like your looking for a tool but thats just my thoughts on it...you want a condifident cocky obnoxious guy whos not a cheating asshole thats willing to be bitched at and not argue back thats built and thick but not all muscular with out any hint of blond body hair..again sounds like a tool...but those are just thoughts

nah, she said without the blond hair, doesn't sound much like a tool to me.

[Rev.Reverence]

nah, she said without the blond hair, doesn't sound much like a tool to me.

...some VERY COOL peoples are blonde of body hairs you know Riku.....

[TheGimp]

nah, she said without the blond hair, doesn't sound much like a tool to me.

lol so hair color defines if your a tool or not?

[Rev.Reverence]

lol so hair color defines if your a tool or not?

...don't be a 'hair-ist'...ya' lil' gimp!

[TheGimp]

lol iam not a hairist lol i love all colors and styles of hair e-jewls the hairist

[Riku Namako]

...some VERY COOL peoples are blonde of body hairs you know Riku.....

perhaps I should explain??

her description was all well and dandy, but she said blond body hair on a guy like that wasn't any good. The first thing that popped into my head was hairy blond feet >.< (*has a vivid imagination*)

besides, I don't know anyone who fits her silly description. well, except for this one guy, but he's really creepy. and he's got that hairy feet thing goin on....ick...

no one who posts on the board btw....its not just the body hair after all.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

...to paraphrase Mark Knopfler:

when you point your finger at Cupid 'cause your plans fell through

you got 3 more fingers pointing back at you

j/k

Edited January 22, 2009 by SpammerOvTheGods

[candyman]

...to paraphrase Mark Knopfler:

when you point your finger at Cupid 'cause your plans fell through

you got 3 more fingers pointing back at you

j/k

What happens when you punch him in the face?

[Black Jack (1)]

I thinking i should rob cupid and shoot whoever i feel like just to make things work around here.