Stupid Cupid

[Guest greyhalo]

Did you ever get someone purely because of your mohawk and nothing else? Just wondering because I shaved mine off for that reason and now...I get nothing.

I still think you need to get out of Big Rapids, at least for the weekend, buddy.

[candyman]

I still think you need to get out of Big Rapids, at least for the weekend, buddy.

I am leaving this weekend to see Cradle of Filth and interview Dani...but I am staying the hell away from any woman that I see...

[Eevee]

Did you ever get someone purely because of your mohawk and nothing else? Just wondering because I shaved mine off for that reason and now...I get nothing.

Mohawks are incredibly drool-worthy...but that's pretty bull that you're not getting action now.

Hmm...

[Eevee]

I am leaving this weekend to see Cradle of Filth and interview Dani...but I am staying the hell away from any woman that I see...

Why are you staying away from any woman you see?

[candyman]

Why are you staying away from any woman you see?

I have hooked up with a different girl every time I have gone to the Rave...and being a music critic there I go alot...and every time I saw a lamb turn into satan...there was no "hot" sex any way you looked at it...its was like I was happy and then BOOM...my wallet is empty, cigarettes are gone, and my friends are once again yelling at me for falling for a slut

No its different this time...I hired a stripper and she is going with me and my friend Matt...and I ask nothing of her considering I went to highschool with her and consider her a good person

The Rave is awesome for concerts...and I would like to keep it that way...I don't even remember the last time I saw Cradle from all the drugs and loose women

I am saving myself for someone better...if that ever happens

[Eevee]

I have hooked up with a different girl every time I have gone to the Rave...and being a music critic there I go alot...and every time I saw a lamb turn into satan...there was no "hot" sex any way you looked at it...its was like I was happy and then BOOM...my wallet is empty, cigarettes are gone, and my friends are once again yelling at me for falling for a slut

No its different this time...I hired a stripper and she is going with me and my friend Matt...and I ask nothing of her considering I went to highschool with her and consider her a good person

The Rave is awesome for concerts...and I would like to keep it that way...I don't even remember the last time I saw Cradle from all the drugs and loose women

I am saving myself for someone better...if that ever happens

Aww...that sucks!

You shall come to CC soon and be accepted into our big-ass DGN/CC family! We will point you in all the right directions.

[candyman]

Aww...that sucks!

You shall come to CC soon and be accepted into our big-ass DGN/CC family! We will point you in all the right directions.

I am trying...well actually I am not at the moment...but I will...at least until I become a gimp and can't drive for a while

[Eevee]

I am trying...well actually I am not at the moment...but I will...at least until I become a gimp and can't drive for a while

We will kidnap you.

[candyman]

We will kidnap you.

Well, I was going to look for a place to stay if I come over there but...kidnap works too

[Eevee]

Well, I was going to look for a place to stay if I come over there but...kidnap works too

rofl

Well then, I'm sure there are a few DGNers who could house you or give you good suggestions of places to stay.

[e-jewell]

Come to the Cradle of Filth show at the Rave in Milwaukee on Saturday...these guys are everywhere. You have to grab them quickly though...they are gone as soon as a pit starts. Being cocky they jump right in...and being big with no real muscle mass they are fodder for us skinny, ripped bastards. I will try to save one for you but they usually leave crying half way through the show...they probably wont' last past Satyricon.

lol I'll stick to the COF show in Detroit, tonight I don't have time for a relationship right now in life anyways. Between school and work, there is no space for even a smidge of bullshit. I'd rather stay uninvolved till I have my degree.

Anyways I'm going with my brother from another mother, and he'll be trolling the crowds for some hot goth bitch ass I'm sure. For the sake of having a good time I might swing to my lesbian urges completely for the night. We can have a contest to see who gets more women.

[Msterbeau]

lol I'll stick to the COF show in Detroit, tonight I don't have time for a relationship right now in life anyways. Between school and work, there is no space for even a smidge of bullshit. I'd rather stay uninvolved till I have my degree.

Anyways I'm going with my brother from another mother, and he'll be trolling the crowds for some hot goth bitch ass I'm sure. For the sake of having a good time I might swing to my lesbian urges completely for the night. We can have a contest to see who gets more women.

Unless your bro is a dark Adonis, I'm going to put my money on you.

[Riku Namako]

*Feels the wind of something passing by chest*

*Turns around and sees arrows hit lucky gits behind him, and they fall in love with friends they are with*

OK Cupid, which do you need: better sights on your bow so you actually hit my heart, better glasses to see where you are aiming, or a special forces team to infiltrate around where I am and paint me with a laser to guide the bloody arrows into my heart?

my archey skills have diminished, maybe Rev could stab a few people for the time being?

[e-jewell]

Unless your bro is a dark Adonis, I'm going to put my money on you.

More like a blonde-haired blue-eyed german metalhead... lol. He doesn't even like COF, I just needed a bodyguard for when I'm moshing.

[savageminstrel]

...who said you have to date your age???

..fling with the groupies!

.....TRUTH be told...counting on Cupid does little compared to a well thought out Invocation of PAN.

Agreed.... my present "romantic interest" is 21... but lives too far away. (Edmonton, Alberta) I am trying to get her to come visit so I can take her to the ren-fest this Summer and show her the correct way to play "Drench A Wench".

[Rev.Reverence]

Agreed.... my present "romantic interest" is 21... but lives too far away. (Edmonton, Alberta) I am trying to get her to come visit so I can take her to the ren-fest this Summer and show her the correct way to play "Drench A Wench".

*BIG-HUG*

I loves me that game!!

...though..I am not ALL about those long term deals...they DO work out sometimes...& whenever "sometimes" happens.....it IS MAJIKAL!

[n0Mad]

Me still wants but no more go fetch for me. I'm giving up for a while. It's just too tiring and depressing. I feel like Sisyphus.

[savageminstrel]

Man, talk about unexpected fate.

My Alberta girl broke up with me, and within a month a sweet English lassie who I have been friends with for over a year suddenly pops the question.. and it looks like I am moving to England this time next year to get married.....

Who knows for sure yet, but I think she is coming to visit this Summer to hang out at festival with me.... so all will become clear in time.

damn... who'd have thought?

Edited February 6, 2009 by savageminstrel

[n0Mad]

Alright!

[Rev.Reverence]

Man, talk about unexpected fate.

My Alberta girl broke up with me, and within a month a sweet English lassie who I have been friends with for over a year suddenly pops the question.. and it looks like I am moving to England this time next year to get married.....

Who knows for sure yet, but I think she is coming to visit this Summer to hang out at festival with me.... so all will become clear in time.

damn... who'd have thought?

SWEET!

[Msterbeau]

Man, talk about unexpected fate.

My Alberta girl broke up with me, and within a month a sweet English lassie who I have been friends with for over a year suddenly pops the question.. and it looks like I am moving to England this time next year to get married.....

Who knows for sure yet, but I think she is coming to visit this Summer to hang out at festival with me.... so all will become clear in time.

damn... who'd have thought?

Hmmm... Two DGNers leaving for England all of a sudden...? Whoa!

[Rev.Reverence]

Hmmm... Two DGNers leaving for England all of a sudden...? Whoa!

..they wanna' give me a good enough reason to goto Brittan for a visit.....

...they haz to drive me to the Stone Henge for the pic-nik though...

[Guest greyhalo]

Since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I thought I'd dig up this thread. Go to town, kids!

[TheGimp]

Hmmm... Two DGNers leaving for England all of a sudden...? Whoa!

but isnt there a saying things happen in threes

whos our lucky third msterbeau

[candyman]

Since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I thought I'd dig up this thread. Go to town, kids!

Why? It seems Cupid has retired leaving Alcohol and Dr. Phil to set everything up...

I don't even know when Valentines day is...and I don't want to...something bad will happen if anyone tells me...