Stupid Cupid

[Guest greyhalo]

Why? It seems Cupid has retired leaving Alcohol and Dr. Phil to set everything up...

I don't even know when Valentines day is...and I don't want to...something bad will happen if anyone tells me...

I brought it up so I could see you guys whining and complaining in your posts. That makes me snicker.

[candyman]

I brought it up so I could see you guys whining and complaining in your posts. That makes me snicker.

...but watching all the couples in my dorm break up makes me snicker... ...they though it would last forever...

[Guest greyhalo]

...but watching all the couples in my dorm break up makes me snicker... ...they though it would last forever...

Silly college students.

[candyman]

Silly college students.

...its all the weed we smoke! Nuggets of stinky green love herb...but after the haze all the love is gone...

[TheGimp]

...its all the weed we smoke! Nuggets of stinky green love herb...but after the haze all the love is gone...

LMMFAO

[TitsMcGee]

Cupid avoids me. I think he's black listed me.

[TheGimp]

Cupid avoids me. I think he's black listed me.

join the club hun

[TitsMcGee]

join the club hun

Can I be president?

[Guest greyhalo]

join the club hun

Yeah, really.

[TheGimp]

Can I be president?

if i can be your monica you can be president

[candyman]

if i can be your monica you can be president

How would you be part of a blub full of people that Cupid hates? There is a very strict no touching rule!

[TheGimp]

How would you be part of a blub full of people that Cupid hates? There is a very strict no touching rule!

quite u or il make u VP

[candyman]

quite u or il make u VP

NO! Wait...do I get to sit in a plush chair while petting a cat and barking orders?

[TheGimp]

NO! Wait...do I get to sit in a plush chair while petting a cat and barking orders?

yes you do and here is ur kitty

[torn asunder]

i think cupid is stupid, becausue he keeps parading these adorably attractive women in front of me, without my having any legitimate reason for an excuse to interact with them.

damn him!!

[Rev.Reverence]

i think cupid is stupid, becausue he keeps parading these adorably attractive women in front of me, without my having any legitimate reason for an excuse to interact with them.

damn him!!

The reason is deep with in your DNA....or have they removed your instinct Sir?

Why do you NEED an reason to talk to a purtty~gurl?

[torn asunder]

The reason is deep with in your DNA....or have they removed your instinct Sir?

Why do you NEED an reason to talk to a purtty~gurl?

because i'm at work, and these women are here on a tour from one of our customers.

for some reason, my work seems to frowns on trying to "pick up" the customers' employees!?

[Rev.Reverence]

because i'm at work, and these women are here on a tour from one of our customers.

for some reason, my work seems to frowns on trying to "pick up" the customers' employees!?

..even just 1..."on accident"....(no Sir..really..she just followed me home!!!)

[candyman]

As VP of the Cupid Hates Me club I offer a pack of cigarettes for Cupid's head...and a whole carton of cigarettes for him alive...so he can be tortured...

[StormKnight (1)]

*Looking like the doctor from "South Park: The Movie" over the bed of Kenny over the ICU bed of Cupid*

"WHY!!! CAN'T!!! I!!! FIND!!! SOMEONE!!! TO!!! LOVE!!!"

*Breaks out into Queen's "Somebody to Love" hitting every high note*

Edited February 13, 2009 by StormKnight

[pheramoans]

[candyman]

With that caption I was expecting a picture of Ted Kennedy driving his car after a party...

[candyman]

Wait...when the hell is valentines day? Was it yesterday? I though it was later in the year...like before christmas...wow I have never actaully celebrated this stupid "holiday" before...

[Rev.Reverence]

Wait...when the hell is valentines day? Was it yesterday? I though it was later in the year...like before christmas...wow I have never actaully celebrated this stupid "holiday" before...

Linkity...

..Just 'cause you're bitter...

[candyman]

Linkity...

..Just 'cause you're bitter...

I am not bitter because I am single...I have other things to occupy my time with...*snort*...WOW...ok, it just seems stupid to me that a holiday has been set aside to tell someone that you love them by, well, spending large amounts of money and time on them.

I do need a calendar to tell me when to care for people I have feelings for...I have a brain...