Stupid Cupid

[jynxxxedangel]

what i want to know is. why the fuck didnt he get us together somehow 7 years ago when we both needed it

Because that would have been very, verrrrrrry dirrrrrrty.

*checks own I.D.*

What's my age, again?

[taysteewonderbunny]

what i want to know is. why the fuck didnt he get us together somehow 7 years ago when we both needed it

idk, maybe not just cos he's stupid but also SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. He travels at a snail's pace, I guess. But why are you complaining? You two are happy NOW aren't ya? Smile already, silly goth.

[Rev.Reverence]

what i want to know is. why the fuck didnt he get us together somehow 7 years ago when we both needed it

...simple.....you were to good at camouflage......on the astral...

[torn asunder]

what i want to know is. why the fuck didnt he get us together somehow 7 years ago when we both needed it

cuz you wouldn't have been ready for it at the time...

[Head Wreck]

thats probably true torn.

i'm greatfull for what we got now and hope it grows.

[jynxxxedangel]

thats probably true torn.

i'm greatfull for what we got now and hope it grows.

[e-jewell]

Cupid keeps hitting idiots with arrows when they're looking at me, and enjoys syringing the elixer of love into my own veins when an asshole is within radius.

Wtf, cupid..... wtf. Shame there aren't any good, loyal guys who will actually stand up to my brassy bossy bitch attitude. I'm sick of nice guys getting me all excited and parroting over and over 'Yeah you just need a guy that can handle you, I can totally handle you, and you'll keep me in your life cuz I keep you in line!!!' Saying such a thing is a surefire sign that he indeed can not.

I truly, honestly think I'm just meant to be single. Or a dominatrix with many boyfriends.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

You and every other girl it seems. There will be a lot of competition in the dominatrix market in years to come.

That should lower the price, no?

[Ice Queen (1)]

That should lower the price, no?

Not for those that actually know what they are doing.

[Riku Namako]

It's beginning to be an ugly habit. Maybe my friends need to do an intervention.

LOL, oh, don't worry about that

[n0Mad]

Not for those that actually know what they are doing.

True. There are minor differences in being a Top for B&D, a Dom for D&S, and a Dom for S&M. But all those are vastly different from simply being a bitch.

[Ice Queen (1)]

True. There are minor differences in being a Top for B&D, a Dom for D&S, and a Dom for S&M. But all those are vastly different from simply being a bitch.

Exactly

[Guest greyhalo]

True. There are minor differences in being a Top for B&D, a Dom for D&S, and a Dom for S&M. But all those are vastly different from simply being a bitch.

+1

[Simon Bar Sinister]

True. There are minor differences in being a Top for B&D, a Dom for D&S, and a Dom for S&M. But all those are vastly different from simply being a bitch.

One needs to be able to tell the difference.

[Guest greyhalo]

I think a certain bald fellow needs a little teapot.

[n0Mad]

I think a certain bald fellow needs a little teapot.

Sounds hot and steamy but really just a bitter taste that keeps you up at night.

[Msterbeau]

Cupid keeps hitting idiots with arrows when they're looking at me, and enjoys syringing the elixer of love into my own veins when an asshole is within radius.

Wtf, cupid..... wtf. Shame there aren't any good, loyal guys who will actually stand up to my brassy bossy bitch attitude. I'm sick of nice guys getting me all excited and parroting over and over 'Yeah you just need a guy that can handle you, I can totally handle you, and you'll keep me in your life cuz I keep you in line!!!' Saying such a thing is a surefire sign that he indeed can not.

I truly, honestly think I'm just meant to be single. Or a dominatrix with many boyfriends.

Bah. Handle yourself. I'd just ravish you and then go make myself a grill cheese sammich.

[candyman]

I'm gonna go ahead and put a bounty on Cupid's head...one pack of smokes for his dead body...two is he is alive...and a carton if you shoot all his arrows up his ass and he manages to live. He keeps on shooting at the bottom of the barrel and giving them to me. WHY?!?! Not much of a realtionship when she goes to prison two days after I meet her is it? I didn't even step up to home plate yet...never even touched. Then its all these concert girls from Manson and GWAR shows...its like finding a pretty flower in the dark, sleeping with it, and waking up buck naked with no wallet trapped in the middle of a giant poison ivy patch with a carrot stuck up my ass! This asshole cupid is on every forum and seems to be lurking in all your "friends" but I am pretty sure that its just Satan's retarded brother Albert hopped up on Cocaine trying to see how many time he can get you to contract Scabs, Crabs, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Genital Warts, and Syphilis in a year.

Sorry I am just surrounder by extremely loose women and score keeping men in this damn dorm. Sleep? Nah...there is at least one couple that needs to have very loud, banging pots and pans together, animal sex. It sounds like Vietnam in the room down the hall. Or it could be Steven Seagal fighting Jean-Claude Van Damme. Hell, its probably snuff.

[Guest greyhalo]

I'm gonna go ahead and put a bounty on Cupid's head...one pack of smokes for his dead body...two is he is alive...and a carton if you shoot all his arrows up his ass and he manages to live. He keeps on shooting at the bottom of the barrel and giving them to me. WHY?!?! Not much of a realtionship when she goes to prison two days after I meet her is it? I didn't even step up to home plate yet...never even touched. Then its all these concert girls from Manson and GWAR shows...its like finding a pretty flower in the dark, sleeping with it, and waking up buck naked with no wallet trapped in the middle of a giant poison ivy patch with a carrot stuck up my ass! This asshole cupid is on every forum and seems to be lurking in all your "friends" but I am pretty sure that its just Satan's retarded brother Albert hopped up on Cocaine trying to see how many time he can get you to contract Scabs, Crabs, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Genital Warts, and Syphilis in a year.

Sorry I am just surrounder by extremely loose women and score keeping men in this damn dorm. Sleep? Nah...there is at least one couple that needs to have very loud, banging pots and pans together, animal sex. It sounds like Vietnam in the room down the hall. Or it could be Steven Seagal fighting Jean-Claude Van Damme. Hell, its probably snuff.

It sounds like you need to set your standards a bit higher. There are lots of good women out there. But, if you go looking for trouble, you will surely find it.

[candyman]

It sounds like you need to set your standards a bit higher. There are lots of good women out there. But, if you go looking for trouble, you will surely find it.

I am never looking for trouble...at least with women. Be it a good time or an actual relationship it seems that these girls are acting like what I want and then changing soon after. I do have standards, well not as far as society if concerned, but its seems like a horrible balance between me being lonely and my seeming inablility to detect the false front that some of these women are putting up. I probably should get out a little bit more considering my biggest exploit in the last three months was eating at Buffalo Wild Wings for the first time. Hmmm...maybe I should go to that Cradle show after all...

[savageminstrel]

I think Cupid, (or Eros) as he is known to the Romans and Greeks hates me, personally....lol

My main problem has been the fact that I am 54 now and most women my age or close to it are either taken or married, and those who aren't don't want a middle aged hippified goth loving musician. They all want successful, independently wealthy guys freshly divorced with boats and cars, etc. etc. I dont know...maybe its just my perception, maybe its the fact also that I have been divorced now for almost 18 years, and don't really have much of a social life that doesnt revolve around me playing or performing somewhere. I have been out of the dating loop for so long, I forgot how to get back into it.

Plus, I am painfully shy when it comes to hot babes. I can get up on a stage and sing and play for 2000 people without a sweat, but put a lovely lass in front of me and its like my brain switches off and I become instant idiot.

I have met and gotten very close to a few ladies online, but they are usually 1000 miles away or more.. which really doesnt make much sense... but then who says love is supposed to make sense. Oh well, if it is meant to be it will be.

-close to giving up yet again;

~ Savage

[Guest greyhalo]

Unfortunately, it seems harder and harder to date the older you get.

[e-jewell]

I think Cupid, (or Eros) as he is known to the Romans and Greeks hates me, personally....lol

My main problem has been the fact that I am 54 now and most women my age or close to it are either taken or married, and those who aren't don't want a middle aged hippified goth loving musician. They all want successful, independently wealthy guys freshly divorced with boats and cars, etc. etc. I dont know...maybe its just my perception, maybe its the fact also that I have been divorced now for almost 18 years, and don't really have much of a social life that doesnt revolve around me playing or performing somewhere. I have been out of the dating loop for so long, I forgot how to get back into it.

Plus, I am painfully shy when it comes to hot babes. I can get up on a stage and sing and play for 2000 people without a sweat, but put a lovely lass in front of me and its like my brain switches off and I become instant idiot.

I have met and gotten very close to a few ladies online, but they are usually 1000 miles away or more.. which really doesnt make much sense... but then who says love is supposed to make sense. Oh well, if it is meant to be it will be.

-close to giving up yet again;

~ Savage

You know, there's always a woman in your age range out there who had to leave her cheating scoundrel husband and wants someone with a lil spice to them. Of course wealthy will come first, but I'd say you have a better chance than the average single guy your age. Women around 50ish would probably enjoy your quirkiness, it usually dies out around 40.

So really you're a rarity, just gotta find them hot broads.

[n0Mad]

Plus, I am painfully shy when it comes to hot babes. I can get up on a stage and sing and play for 2000 people without a sweat, but put a lovely lass in front of me and its like my brain switches off and I become instant idiot.

True dat.

[Guest greyhalo]

I am never looking for trouble...at least with women. Be it a good time or an actual relationship it seems that these girls are acting like what I want and then changing soon after. I do have standards, well not as far as society if concerned, but its seems like a horrible balance between me being lonely and my seeming inablility to detect the false front that some of these women are putting up. I probably should get out a little bit more considering my biggest exploit in the last three months was eating at Buffalo Wild Wings for the first time. Hmmm...maybe I should go to that Cradle show after all...

The fact that you live in Big Rapids explains everything...