Stupid Cupid

[Raev]

That darned little ****cucker turned the bow in for a machine gun on me.

Now only if he could hit the lass that was sitting next to me last night too...I think he clipped her..just not sure

[StormKnight (1)]

I can hear the sounds, I can see people around me get hit, but I seem to be missed consistently *looks down at his undamaged flack jacket*

[Msterbeau]

Relationships for me never work out. It's been a year since my last true relationship, and it really sucks. You may see me at the club with DJ, but we are just friends with benefits. I honestly wish I could find someone who likes me for who I am and isn't afraid of commitment.

Sooo... ummm.. Who are you?

[Raev]

I can hear the sounds, I can see people around me get hit, but I seem to be missed consistently *looks down at his undamaged flack jacket*

Damn, if I ever have to go to war - I'm taking you with me. I'll hide behind you and make it out alive!

[StormKnight (1)]

Damn, if I ever have to go to war - I'm taking you with me. I'll hide behind you and make it out alive!

I wouldn't do that. Normally bad things will hit me dead on. Love bullets have been forever missing, and love grenades I throw myself on are consistently duds.

[n0Mad]

Love bullets have been forever missing, and love grenades I throw myself on are consistently duds.

Have you tried love horseshoes or love nuclear bombs? Because those count if you are close.

[Ice Queen (1)]

I am such a Anti-target for Cupid's arrows (i.e., they avoid me intentionally,) that I suck everyone else's bad luck away, and he hits those people hard.

Those of you with bad luck, hang around me for a while. It almost guarantees a relationship.

No kidding! I was hanging around you and I had one graze me! that was a close call. Luckily, it didn't get me enough to do any real damage. I have got to stay away from you. I don't want one or more of those poisonous things getting me!

Good luck SK.

[BloodCupcake]

Cupid always likes to excite me about something then yell out "sike". Or he hits the wrong people and gets people that I wouldn't think twice about to hit on me like 64yr olds, bums and "hip hop" dudes.

[Lillylu29]

Cupid always likes to excite me about something then yell out "sike". Or he hits the wrong people and gets people that I wouldn't think twice about to hit on me like 64yr olds, bums and "hip hop" dudes.

Yep I feel the pain.... and just when you think the person your intrested in likes you to that carpet gets pulled out from under your feet.... cupid is cruel

[Msterbeau]

Yep I feel the pain.... and just when you think the person your intrested in likes you to that carpet gets pulled out from under your feet.... cupid is cruel

Not so much cruel as just plain annoying. Make yer damn minds up already.

[StormKnight (1)]

Have you tried love horseshoes or love nuclear bombs? Because those count if you are close.

They don't even get close enough to me to even be hit with the fallout.

No kidding! I was hanging around you and I had one graze me! that was a close call. Luckily, it didn't get me enough to do any real damage. I have got to stay away from you. I don't want one or more of those poisonous things getting me!

Good luck SK.

Awww...

[TheGimp]

i think.....cupid may have hit me....we have been talkin for about 2 weeks now...and its looking good so far...i hope its cupid that hit me and not a dud arrow

[Lillylu29]

*Daydreams* sighs......

[AmieLamie]

I'm content with being hit by cupid,

and no action being taken as a result of it..

because, there is no possible anything with the other person.

But, just to feel this way, is enough for me.

(I..guess)

[Raev]

Thank GOD I found the antidote and came to my senses! Was able to detox from the venom on the arrows.

I don't have time for his shit!

[Lillylu29]

*breaks out in tina turner song*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaQkaY5-OVk

Forget cupid... I say we make an Anti-cupid thread

[StormKnight (1)]

I thought this was. I know I am the anti-Cupid. (See above posts.)

[Rev.Reverence]

I thought this was. I know I am the anti-Cupid. (See above posts.)

You sure are...Pan, & Adonis couldn't help you, Son...

Thank GOD I found the antidote and came to my senses! Was able to detox from the venom on the arrows.

I don't have time for his shit!

Did you miss a 't'...or, is there something you'ld like to share with te whole class.....especially me...?

[Raev]

Did you miss a 't'...or, is there something you'ld like to share with te whole class.....especially me...?

I don't have time for his shit - as in cupid. I always assumed cupid to be a he - and his arrow fire is pissing me off. That is all.

I don't have the time for crushes, they get in the way of the many projects I have in me life.

Edited November 17, 2009 by Raev

[Rev.Reverence]

I don't have time for his shit - as in cupid. I always assumed cupid to be a he - and his arrow fire is pissing me off. That is all.

Oh........I did not catch that in the ruberic

..damn...

[BloodCupcake]

SCREW CUPID! I HATE CUPID! CUPID CAN DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH. *Grabs cupid out of the air and stomps on him and breaks all his bows and arrows* Maybe I'm just being waaaaaaay over dramatic and emo but SCREEEEEW CUPID RIGHT NOW! UGH!

[Raev]

SCREW CUPID! I HATE CUPID! CUPID CAN DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH. *Grabs cupid out of the air and stomps on him and breaks all his bows and arrows* Maybe I'm just being waaaaaaay over dramatic and emo but SCREEEEEW CUPID RIGHT NOW! UGH!

What she said.

[torn asunder]

...I don't have the time for crushes, they get in the way of the many projects I have in me life.

oh, i have plenty of time for crushes, because they're always secret and never go anywhere. sometimes, it's better to have even false hope, than to have none.

[AmieLamie]

Well, apparently my crush is no longer a secret..

ugh.

[torn asunder]

Well, apparently my crush is no longer a secret..

ugh.

heh... that's ok, sometimes getting it out there helps!