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Ate a live grasshopper just to see what it was like.

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Opened an ice parlor in Alaska for fun.

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Is outside making naked snow angels right now.

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Is somehow watching me.

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knows full well that if the world was ending tomorrow he would listen to the entire ABBA and Ace of Base catalog, including the demos.

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Still has my ABBA and Ace of base catalog, including the demos.

When are you gonna be done with em dude?

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has a Devo hat and yellow jumpsuit.

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plays in the sand with toy shovels. (i know that was lame, right)

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has never been the same since her Elderberry bush was taken away in the night.

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Stole the elderberry bush.

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snacked on the elderberries

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Made the elderberries into wine.

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Drank all the wine and went streaking.

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Streaked behind me trying to keep up.

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Drinks windex to prevent streaking.

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Uses only D-sign-ah Windex (made from wine, not vinegar)

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Has a computer encrusted in sea shells and vampire spit.

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Has a pink tooth brush.

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Is secretly in league with The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

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Pretends to eat a lot of sushi but is, in fact, pregnant.

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Is saddened by the fact that his top secret Arctic Lair is being revealed by thawing polar ice caps

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Is donating ice tray's to the save the penguin's relief fund.

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Is part of the "Shave the whales," campaign.

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Dated Hitler's third cousin's next door neighbor's half sister briefly during the cold war.

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finally found some gum... but it was from under a table...

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