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Almost married Martha Stewart.

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Is Brock Lesnar's next opponent.

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Eats cats.

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Is actually a cat in human form.

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Is on the edge of her seat reading her fanmail.

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Is on the edge of his seat reading "Green Eggs and Ham".

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said no to my free candy

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does not live in a pineapple under the sea.

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in his avitar it looks like he's thinking "i have to fart so bad"

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in his avatar, has an expression on his face, as if to be saying : Give me my damn coffee and I promise I won't shoot you.

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Has the inquisitive look as if to ask "Is the coffee done yet?"

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Used to voice certain commercials : "Time to make the coffee"

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Is a close, personal friend of Juan Valdez.

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Has a collection of used Klenex. :tongue:

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Has a collection of used tampons.

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Has a fetish for baby oil and green Jell-o.

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Dresses up like a baby in a green onesie.

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Is writing her abc's to keep them freash in her mind.

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Is the REAL Dr. Seuss.

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Has hands like Thing One and Thing Two combined.

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Is still trying to figure out which slot is a and which is b.

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Likes pwning ass on mondays.

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Keeps track of the days of the week with jelly beans and honey.

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Uses jellybeans and honey as weapons.

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