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she will snap you like a fucking twig

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can't pee for you

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Won't pee for Phee

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Has a fee from her doctor

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his doctor retired insane

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Doesn't eat Viagra

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if he knew it was gonna be this kinda party he would have stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes

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Wants to lick the bowl

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Likes fish

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something fishy

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Likes Phee's macaroni.

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spends time collecting things so that when death comes it'll take for ever to get rid of all that shit

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knows exactly the precise moment when death is coming

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Stomps his feet because he can't find a good bottle of black nail polish.

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knows exaclty the type I need.

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has prepared a fatted calf for his arrival

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Was not controled by the borg today

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is realigning the planets....to what end? noone knows

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Has a collection of ancient pants

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hasn't actually seen an alien, but fuck you.

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likes to sing-a about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a

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