The Person Above You

[paradox]

thinks im stalking him because hes stalking me.

[JaneDead]

is stalking the sock puppet to steal his hot pocket

[paradox]

is also stalking me.

[Mikielikesit]

Is wearing a garter belt and stockings

[phee]

Likes spheres

[soothsayer]

likes chain letters

[Brenda Starrr]

Wants to be unchained from my bed, but knows I won't allow it.

[soothsayer]

Has ignored my begging and pleading for mercy.

[paradox]

stole my avy

[soothsayer]

stole my wave.

[paradox]

often confuses me with himself

[soothsayer]

Can only count backwards while walking in circles.

[Paper Hearts]

has a crop circle for a hair cut

[paradox]

circles crops on his shopping list

[soothsayer]

cuts his veggies on a chopping block

[paradox]

slices n dices

[soothsayer]

is the champ of instant potatoes

[paradox]

can choke down hot dogs like nobodies business.

[soothsayer]

is stalking a vending machine.

[Paper Hearts]

eats 'em cold

[soothsayer]

is stalking a vending machine.

[Paper Hearts]

infamous broccoli-a-holic

[soothsayer]

is stalking the stock market.

[Paper Hearts]

Has socks knit from alley cats

[phee]

Is here on a Saturday....