Stupid Cupid

[candyman]

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”

[Guest greyhalo]

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”

I think you should get a special award for complaining about relationships more than anyone else on the board.

[candyman]

I think you should get a special award for complaining about relationships more than anyone else on the board.

Hey, I just though that was a good quote to add...those are not my words! I am almost emo...that not emo enough to write that...yet...

[Slogo]

You see...Love brings out the absolute best...and worst in people.

[prick]

You see...Love brings out the absolute best...and worst in people.

So true

[Homicidalheathen]

It sure does. However I think I may have seen the record broken on that one...someone turned jerk in 2 dates. Usually takes 6 months for people to get that bold...

I want to do a reality show on it. 3 people watch girls get set up with jerks on hidden cams. NAME HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR HIS JERK TO COME OUT AND win the prize! Then whoever guesses right gets the cash.

[Slogo]

It sure does. However I think I may have seen the record broken on that one...someone turned jerk in 2 dates. Usually takes 6 months for people to get that bold...

I want to do a reality show on it. 3 people watch girls get set up with jerks on hidden cams. NAME HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR HIS JERK TO COME OUT AND win the prize! Then whoever guesses right gets the cash.

Now all we need is a name. I'll be happy to film and edit it.

[n0Mad]

I am almost emo...that not emo enough to write that...yet...

"I'm not emo, I'm bitter and resentful. There's a difference." -SD

[StormKnight (1)]

The frakker is still not hitting me. I hear the arrows go by, but nothing even coming close.

Imperial Stormtroopers hit with better accuracy that this.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

The frakker is still not hitting me. I hear the arrows go by, but nothing even coming close.

Imperial Stormtroopers hit with better accuracy that this.

Maybe Cupid's joined the A-Team.

[Homicidalheathen]

How about, the BIG JERKOFF?

Now all we need is a name. I'll be happy to film and edit it.

[StormKnight (1)]

Maybe Cupid's joined the A-Team.

If I remember, the A-Team intentionally misses. So, he is either he signed on to keep missing me, or he is an Imperial Stormtrooper in disguise.

[prick]

I think the problem is cupid(aka Pheramoans) Is in Chicago and isnt on DGN much anymore. We need cupid back!

[Guest greyhalo]

I'm really good at getting ignored by the guys I like and getting hit on by the guys I don't like.

[prick]

I'm really good at getting ignored by the guys I like and getting hit on by the guys I don't like.

Same here but with girls. Although some of the guys do it too.

[Slogo]

How about, the BIG JERKOFF?

I like it.

[Raev]

Who is the current Cupid? I have a few ideas....

[StormKnight (1)]

Supposedly Pheramoans and Rev. were tag teaming it.

[Msterbeau]

I keep getting hit but the arrow doesn't go in very far and quickly falls out. Oh well.

[StormKnight (1)]

I keep getting hit but the arrow doesn't go in very far and quickly falls out. Oh well.

We need to have a talk with the kid. Seriously.

Just like the way we did the starter: You bring the tools (power preferably,) I'll bring the beer. Guinness, unless you want something else.

[Msterbeau]

We need to have a talk with the kid. Seriously.

Just like the way we did the starter: You bring the tools (power preferably,) I'll bring the beer. Guinness, unless you want something else.

Guinness and tools. Sounds dangerous. I'm down. :-)

[Raev]

Supposedly Pheramoans and Rev. were tag teaming it.

hawt o.O

[Rev.Reverence]

Supposedly Pheramoans and Rev. were tag teaming it.

..& then people were bitching that no matches were made...& GreyHalo took over...

[Guest greyhalo]

..& then people were bitching that no matches were made...& GreyHalo took over...

I tried, but everyone wanted to kill me. People are just too angry and negative in this thread. I can't help those sorts of folks. They have to make changes on their own.

[StormKnight (1)]

*dork voice*

Waitaminute, Rocky (yes, Bullwinkle flashback,) I don't think I ever got a notice.

(Strange, I usually pulled off Mr. Peabody in full academic voice.)