The Person Above You

[phee]

Mixes it up

[Brenda Starrr]

Mixes milk and Pepsi

[phee]

Likes Liver milkshakes

[Paper Hearts]

Goes around telling everyone he only has one liver-thinks he is supposed to have two, but it's actually kidneys that he is thinking of and anyway, he still has both of them.

[phee]

Has a car

[Paper Hearts]

will travel

[phee]

Can fly like a bird...

[Paper Hearts]

lies like a dog

[phee]

King Kong has nothing on him

[Paper Hearts]

superman and green lantern can go fuck themselves as far as he's concerned.

[phee]

Has never been in a space shuttle while eating a banana

[Paper Hearts]

Freeze-dried fruit just aint his "bag".

[phee]

Likes to have fun with bagels

[Paper Hearts]

begs for kibbles without the bits

[phee]

Likes alpo

[Paper Hearts]

Sings "gravey train", where he should be singing "crazy train" when listening to that old Ozzy song. He wishes they'd use it in the ad.

[phee]

likes to train gravey

[Paper Hearts]

has a gravely voice and couoldn't give a shit less.

[wheresmypiggy]

Knows more facts than I do about Detroit.

[Paper Hearts]

is probably a lot better off because of it

[soothsayer]

uses paper clips

[Paper Hearts]

likes saying "papyrus"

[soothsayer]

likes going faster faster

[Paper Hearts]

greased lightning

[soothsayer]

doesn't like being a part of rock, paper, scissors