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Clean as a whistle

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Doesn't whistle while he works

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Is never ever clean

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Isn't Mr Clean.

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Dirty old man

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woman of the year

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Man in fear

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she pees herslef if you scare her

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Also might want warning that if I'm drunk, I snort when I laugh.

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Is going to snort and pee herself.

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Brushes horse teeth

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Counts to ten using his hooves.

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Cannot understand why a horseshoe is considered lucky.

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Has a foot in the barn

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Throws parties in the barn

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throws horse shoes in order to defend herslef

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Knows that those are the ONLY shoes I'll throw!

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Likes skaters...

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stays up all night killing flys

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Screams "Heeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" in his sleep

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Crys out in her sleep "all my feelings exposed"

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Left me with no witty response.

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Is out of her wits

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Is out of his mind

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IS PROBABLY IN HER UNDERWEAR

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