The Person Above You

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Posts like her life depended on it

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Responds like I'm some big deal

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She's like the Spice Girl we never had

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Thinks I'm Old Spice

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the hottest Spice Girl, ever.

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Just agreed that I'm Old Spice.

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Is MILF spice

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Just gave me a name that I like better.

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wants her own hen

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Isn't henpecked

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will punch your lights out.

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Doesn't take any shit

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will destroy your stupid ass

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Will roll you up like a boogie and flick your lame ass across a room

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will shoot you in the face!

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Will flick that boogie in your eye

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will poke your eyes out

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Turns his eyes inside out and makes it look sexy.

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sexy to her, is on the inside, deep up in lungs.

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Knows that inner beauty rocks my socks

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likes the way kidneys look

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Is deeply turned on by spleen

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has 14,735 posts, just like that last one.

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Is less than halfway there and probably thinks I should stay away for a week.

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knows i'd be very sad