The Person Above You

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is an ass woman

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Thigh kisser

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loves butts

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Has ears

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wears rabbit ears to bed

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Wears footie pajamas to parties

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Has that T-shirt that says "there's a party in my pants-and everybody's coming!!".

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Should quit peeking in my dresser drawer.

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Has a dresser full of those kinds of things

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Knows that I have to keep those kind of things home when I come back, just to avoid making things hard.

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should be very careful not to stir things

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Would rather be shaken, not stirred.

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Knows how I like my martinis

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Wants to get me drunk so I'll dance around in a cowboy hat and not much else.

Edited August 2, 2005 by BrendaStarrr

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Knows that I am really the one who gets taken advantage of in that situation

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Knows that's just not true.

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knows that I usually am the one taken advantage of, at least.

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Knows that he doesn't deserve that kind of abuse.

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knows that I hate being used.

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Believes that only pencils and soap should be used.

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uses soap daily

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Deodorant's best friend

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Hey, she'll take a shower, it doesn't bother her.

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Wants to scrub my back

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knows that bathing normally involves nudity