The Get to Know You Game...

[Paper Hearts]

I had guessed as much, yes.

Did you realize that I, on the other hand, pose a bit of a threat?

[Brenda Starrr]

You don't scare me.

So there?

[Paper Hearts]

I've got all sorts of hardware fastners at my place.

Want to try me?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure.

I'm assuming you have your own screws, then?

[Paper Hearts]

Oh yes. All sorts.

Just empty a whole box on the floor?

[Brenda Starrr]

......nevermind.

How's the weather up there today?

[C-Four]

Poison of choice would have to be embalming fluid. 1 bottle is enough to make 16 people shit out their organs. What fun:)

What's your weapon of choice?

[Paper Hearts]

I like the Garden Weasel.

Remember tha fuckin thing?

[Brenda Starrr]

I never owned one.

Did you?

[Paper Hearts]

no.

Do you have anything by Ronco?

[Brenda Starrr]

No.

Isn't that the cheesiest company ever?

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah. But You have to love Infomercials.

Set it and forget it?

[Brenda Starrr]

I like to play with it till I break it.

Is that wrong?

[float]

No.

Where is Phee today?

[Paper Hearts]

No but it makes a piss poor slogan.

Did I announce that I have located the forbidden WheatThins of yesteryear?

[Brenda Starrr]

No.

Did you miss them?

Edited August 10, 2005 by BrendaStarrr

[Paper Hearts]

I did. I love Wheat Thins.

Did I mention that they are stale?

[Brenda Starrr]

So what.

Eat 'em?

[Paper Hearts]

i'm mowing.

What if Cheeze-its finds out?

[Brenda Starrr]

Cheez-Its has a crummy box.

Didn't you know that?

[Paper Hearts]

I know.

where's Nabisco located?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm unsure.

If I run away from home, will you hide me?

[Paper Hearts]

I suppose.

Where do you think is a good spot?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't care.

Anywhere?

[Paper Hearts]

Poor Brenda.

Do you have time for this?