The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

Maybe in your world.

Know what I mean?

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah. My shite world.

Should I take responsibility for the whole world?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. it's not your job.

Should I quit being nice and become a dirty whore?

[Paper Hearts]

um...

No, I'm not really into that?

[Brenda Starrr]

There you go.

Doesn't it make sense to be ourselves?

[Paper Hearts]

what else can we be? What is "ourselves"?

[Brenda Starrr]

Whoever we are.

Who are you?

[Paper Hearts]

I just mean that we change, evolve.

Yeah?

[Brenda Starrr]

You didn't answer my question.

Why do people do that?

[Paper Hearts]

Paper Hearts.

remember?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll never forget.

What is something you remember about me?

[Paper Hearts]

You have two cats.

How about that?

[Brenda Starrr]

That works.

What makes you tick?

[Paper Hearts]

Has something to do with messages my brain sends to my heart and lungs and things.

how about you?

[Brenda Starrr]

Too much to mention.

Do you snore?

[Paper Hearts]

I think we all do from time to time, especially if someone's been drinking.

Ever had your own mule?

[Brenda Starrr]

No, but I was married to a jackass.

Not the same thing, right?

[Paper Hearts]

well...

Did you know I ran into ShitFace yesterday, while at the library?

[Brenda Starrr]

Ew.

How did that go?

[Paper Hearts]

That went well. I left the first time she turned her back.

how come I used to like ShitFace?

[Brenda Starrr]

Hormones?

[Paper Hearts]

She was pretty hot. Looked like Kelly McDonald circa Train Spotting.

Who could resist?

[Brenda Starrr]

Me, most likely.

I want ice cream. Do you?

[Paper Hearts]

I do but I don't. It's too much fat to have all the time and too sugary.

Should I shut the hell up?

[Brenda Starrr]

Why?