The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm unsure, as she didn't ask me what I wanted.

What did you get?

[Paper Hearts]

A burrito.

Should I start a mail-away American husband service?

[Brenda Starrr]

You could get rich off of that.

Can I be your secretary and take dictation?

[Paper Hearts]

Only if you get more tattoos.

Let's get a Russian bride just for the humor of it?

[Brenda Starrr]

Just make sure she's hot and has all of her teeth.

Is that cool with you?

[Paper Hearts]

What does she need teeth for?

[Brenda Starrr]

I like nice teeth.

Don't you?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes, but I'll spring for dentures after a while, if i like her.

What should her DGN screen name be?

[Brenda Starrr]

Paul_and_Brendas_Russian_chick

Do you have a better idea?

[Paper Hearts]

Let's do this!

Do you want to pick her out?

[Brenda Starrr]

Ooh! Can I?

[Paper Hearts]

only If we can ad a _69 on the end of her screenname-

Cool?

[Brenda Starrr]

You do know that I used to have 69 on the end of my screen name, right?

[Paper Hearts]

No.

what happened to it?

[Brenda Starrr]

I asked Troy to remove it. I didn't want people to think I was a porn star.

Know what I mean?

[Paper Hearts]

yeah...

How much are we willing to pay for this Russian chick?

[Brenda Starrr]

Let me look at my checkbook.

Be good till I get back?

[Paper Hearts]

You know me.

I think this mail-away chick thing sounds fun. Are you excited?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm always excited.

You don't know me very well, do you?

[Paper Hearts]

I'm not sure. we really haven't known each other long.

how's your daughter?

[Brenda Starrr]

She's okay. She goes to therapy every week because of her internalization issues.

Don't you wish that you could wave your magic wand and fix these things?

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah.

how do you stay so happy?

[Brenda Starrr]

After what I've been through, the glass is half full instead of half empty.

Maybe someday, I'll tell you about it?

[Guest Game of Chance]

Only if its half full with whiskey.

Ok??

[Paper Hearts]

Of course, half empty means it's almost time for another drink...

Know what i mean?