The Get to Know You Game...

[Paper Hearts]

Yes.

No fucking of chip barons, eh?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope.

Did you think I was THAT easy?

[Paper Hearts]

No.

What about pretzel peddlers?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope. Crummy bastards.

Would you "do" a pretzel peddler?

[Paper Hearts]

Depends on what she's like on the inside.

And what does she look like?

[Brenda Starrr]

I've never met a pretzel peddler.

Do you like makeup artists?

[Paper Hearts]

I really do.

Did you start at your new job, yet?

[Brenda Starrr]

They didn't hire me. My tatto artist is opening his own shop, and we're discussing the possibility of me being his front desk chick. My looks apparently aren't accepted in too many places.

Isn't that stupid?

[Paper Hearts]

That's fucked up.

They didn't actually say that it was the way you look, did they?

[Brenda Starrr]

They didn't say anything at all.

Is there really anything wrong with the way I look?

(I mean, really....)

[Paper Hearts]

Of course not. You don't need people like that, though. Better you didn't get that one.

right?

[Brenda Starrr]

Absolutely. My old boss from the cosmetics dept. at Hecht's called me last night to ask me about coming back, I told her that I couldn't because the store manager doesn't like all of my tattoos. Luckily, my tattoo artist doesn't care!

Doesn't it sound like a fun job?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes.

You'll get to see lots of asses, too?

[Brenda Starrr]

If he decides to take on a front desk person, I'm sure I'll get to see lots of interesting things.

Did you know that I got 7 new stars on my right arm?

[Paper Hearts]

Cool. I was wondering if you got anything new with your mom.

Did you know that I called another peircing shop for a second oppinion and they too, acted as if they weren't interested?

[Brenda Starrr]

If you don't get it done by the time you come to B-more, I'll take you to the place I go. Ian and Jamie will tell you the truth.

How does that sound?

[Paper Hearts]

The truth shall set me free.

Can I handle the truth?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure you can. You're a big boy now.

Am I right?

[Paper Hearts]

I'm the most powerfull man in the universe.

Massive?

[Brenda Starrr]

Are you?

[Paper Hearts]

wouldn't you like to know?

[Brenda Starrr]

Maybe.

What's it to you?

[Paper Hearts]

I'll give you $500, right now.

Deal?

[Brenda Starrr]

What for?

[Paper Hearts]

forget it.

When's this chick going to get back with my lunch?