The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

I figured that they could have sex with me as punishment.

Or should Phee be the one to punish them like that?

[Paper Hearts]

Phee is a passifist.

Have you ever tried the experiment of trying to see how many days you can go without hearing, reading about, or talking about Elvis?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I can do it, despite the fact that I like him.

Can I just whip someone? Anyone?

[Paper Hearts]

I suppose that you can marter my ass with a whip, yes.

WAit?

[Brenda Starrr]

I just want to take a little frustration out, but not on you.

Pick someone else?

[Paper Hearts]

I think that one guy likes to be whipped.

Remember that one guy who posted that on here and everyone hates him now?

[Brenda Starrr]

Ohster?

[Paper Hearts]

I'm not sure what his code name was. Just whip Daevion, already.

Come one, get it over with, damn you?

[Brenda Starrr]

Don't you dare damn me, dammit!!

Do you want me to keep being nice????

[Paper Hearts]

that sentence had a question mark at the end. it doesn't count as an official damning.

Are you going to miss me when you're in heaven?

[Brenda Starrr]

How many times do I have to tell you that I have my own layer of Hell, and you are welcome to rule it with me?

[Paper Hearts]

that's at least twice now.

remember how I belive that there is no hell?

[Brenda Starrr]

Then you can't believe in damnation.

Or can you?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't.

what does spiritual mean?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't care what it means.

Does it even matter?

[Paper Hearts]

No. it's just that people use that term to try to sound like they are deep, when they really have no substance, what so ever. Single people say that they are "spiritual" all the time.

Don't you just want to crush people to death sometimes?

[Brenda Starrr]

As a matter of fact, yes.

Would you believe that I'm not very spiritual?

[Paper Hearts]

The term means nothing to me.

Did you know that I don't believe in souls?

[Brenda Starrr]

That's cool. I don't fault anyone for what they believe.

Am I foolish?

[Paper Hearts]

No.

Are you tired of this tom foolery?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes.

Wanna screw?

I have one on my desk.

[Paper Hearts]

lol.

Give it to me, please?

[Brenda Starrr]

Do you want it hard and fast or nice and gentle?

[Paper Hearts]

If you give it to me too fast, I might drop it.

If I drop it then I'll be screwed?

[Brenda Starrr]

Only if you bend over in front of the wrong person.

Did you know that it is perfectly safe to bend over in front of me?