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Because somtimes you just "gotta live".

Shut the fuck up and get some ice cream?

Posted

No, don't "shut the fuck up". Yes, let's get ice cream.

Reese's Cup Ice cream?

Posted

Oh god.

Maybe Chloe wants to get ice cream?

Posted

You know it's you who wants it.

Am I right?

Posted

Yes. But I wouldn't do it just for myself.

Know what I mean?

Posted

I'm not quite sure.

Could you explain again?

Posted

Not till I've had more coffee.

Why the Hell am I out of creamer again??

Posted

Because Elves feed off your creamer, they come in at night and get drunk on it.

pissed?

Posted

I am!

Why do I love cream as I do?

Posted

you got a taste for it when you were a baby?

Posted

Perhaps.

How are you this gorgeous day?

Posted

I just as tragic as ever.

What about you?

Posted

Do I have to show you my tits?

Posted

You don't have to, but it would help.

Maybe I should get my own set?

Posted

I don't think that they would look as good on you.

Did you see my new poem?

Posted

Not Yet. I wrote some very shit things, last night.

Where is your new poem?

Posted

In Creations, where things like that go.

Why are you saying that what you wrote is shit?

Posted

I didn't like it. I need to work through it again, salvage what I can kind of thing.

Why didn't I see your poem?

Posted

Because you're blind?

Posted

Woody Allen glasses?

Posted

Nope.

Why must things be so difficult?

Posted

because humanity is only capable of causing suffering.

SufferBots?

Posted

Okay.

I'm so frustrated. Will it ever end?

Posted

I'm not sure.

What exactly is it?

Posted

Car issues.

Why was I so stupid?

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