The Get to Know You Game...

[Brenda Starrr]

Phee does.

Don't you agree?

[Paper Hearts]

I shant.

Shant I?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know.

Should I?

[Paper Hearts]

shall you?

[Brenda Starrr]

I asked you first.

Want some hummus and pita bread?

[Paper Hearts]

in what context?

[Brenda Starrr]

You know....

Eating?

[Paper Hearts]

do I have to download anything?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. Just grab a pita and eat.

Okay?

[Paper Hearts]

What if the pita doesn't belong to me?

[Brenda Starrr]

You can have whatever you want.

Wanna share?

[phee]

Sure...

Did you know the Cophee house has exactly 5000 posts?

[littlepinkkitty]

no

what is your favorite catch phrase?

[bean]

Catch phrases make me want to stab out my ear drums.

So what's going on?

[Brenda Starrr]

Just trying to get up the strength to dry my hair.

Wanna do it for me?

[Paper Hearts]

I'll get started on it, right away.

Why is my boss so cuntfull?

[Brenda Starrr]

Because he's not me.

Don't you wish I was your boss?

[Paper Hearts]

You can be my boss.

Haven't we been over this?

[Brenda Starrr]

We may have.

Maybe I need more coffee?

[Paper Hearts]

Hey-

What's with Doritos bags now claiming "Now Better tasting"...what was that shit they were feeding us, before, then?

[Brenda Starrr]

Great question!

Should we investigate, or would that ultimately lead to our demise?

[Paper Hearts]

I can't. Doritos make me break out.

But how can they say that there product now tastes better, anyway? It's not for them to say-

[Brenda Starrr]

I agree

Who the Hell do they think they are??

[Paper Hearts]

Frito-Lay.

Fuck them?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'd rather not.

Didn't I tell you that I was picky?