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i cant think.

you?

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Who me?

Posted

no,not you

why not?

Posted

I ma not special

Are you weird?

Posted

so they say.

what is normal?

Posted

I am...

Do you see?

Posted

Sort of. I have glasses.

Do you wear them?

Posted

Mostly

Do I wear them "well"?

Posted

You certainly look smashing, in a tie...

do you really "love" gravey?

Posted

No, but I enjoy it immensely.

Do you want to play with me at the beach?

Posted

Maybe

What do you mean "play" can you be less vague?

Posted

I can, but It's not me you're talking to.

Does it involve, say...vagina?

Posted

After being so sick last night, nothing involves vagina.

Paul, did you know that your mailbox is full and I can't send any messages?

Posted

no. I'll have to delete a bit.

Do you hate far fangled contraptions?

Posted

No, but they can be annoying.

Wanna do my laundry for me?

Posted (edited)

Sorry that is not part of the adopt a slacker program

Wanna do a squirrel?

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Posted

I think I shall.

Can you provide me one free of charge?

Posted

Yup

whait huh?

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kodiak brown bear meat on pizza?

Posted

Hell yeah!!!!

How bout some paperclips

Posted

I want more Thai food.

Can you help me?

Posted

Gawd I want Thai now like nobodys business....

Why did you do that to me?

Posted

I had Pad Ped for lunch and now I want more for dinner.

Where's the beef?

Posted

You mean you don't know?

Posted

I haven't the foggiest.

who has the foggiest?

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