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I'm not vague. Since when do you know me to be vague??? :blink

And what exactly is that supposed to mean???

Posted

What do you THINK it means?

Posted

I don't know... you are being too vague...

Posted

I'll get Paul to punch your lights out!

Posted

You see.... you see... what do you mean my lights, like my head lights? or my night lights? or are you making an expression of some sort?

Posted

I hate you both

i hate it here

I'm running away

Posted

How you could you do this to your mother after you ravaged her breast's for the milk that made you grow, and I had to sell my body to bribe your teachers in middle school so you could pass...

Posted

you're lying

you're a liar

just like with santa claus

and the easter bunny

and the tooth fairy

and when you said the fishing trip with uncle Al was just gonna be a "fishing trip"

Posted

you're lying

you're a liar

just like with santa claus

and the easter bunny

and the tooth fairy

and when you said the fishing trip with uncle Al was just gonna be a "fishing trip"

Posted

Your breasts are a bland reminder of the idiocy of life

Posted

you're lying

you're a liar

just like with santa claus

and the easter bunny

and the tooth fairy

and when you said the fishing trip with uncle Al was just gonna be a "fishing trip"

Alright you little brat... I thought you like Uncle Al and I didn't know that he was going to crush your sphinkter like that....

And your mom missunderstood when she put on that fairy costume and started yanking your teeth out with plyers... and Santa.... well that was the only way after the fishing trip that we could get Uncle Al in he same room with you...

And what did you mean about the Easter Bunny?

Posted

Alright you little brat... I thought you like Uncle Al and I didn't know that he was going to crush your sphinkter like that....

And your mom missunderstood when she put on that fairy costume and started yanking your teeth out with plyers... and Santa.... well that was the only way after the fishing trip that we could get Uncle Al in he same room with you...

And what did you mean about the Easter Bunny?

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I'm sorry dad

I just want you to love me for me

I'm not like you

Posted

Do you get paid hourly???

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gawd I hope so....

Posted

No you are not!!!

For one thing your mom has tits that are attached not like the ones you have in the shoe box under your bed upstairs...

Posted

You know what?

That's the time

comitted your crime;

Here's the place-

Posted

You know what?

That's the time

comitted your crime;

Here's the place-

What the Hell is Your brother Paperhearts talking about?

Posted

Your breasts are a bland reminder of the idiocy of life

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:blink

Posted

I was just making little rhymes. Is it rhyme day in here, or what?

Posted

:blink

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Yeah, that sentence came to me this morning, as I was lying in bed, thinking of something that happened yesterday.

Posted

I was just making little rhymes. Is it rhyme day in here, or what?

Stop being so mean to her.... or you are grounded

Posted

I'm relieved. I just looked at my breasts, and they remind me that I don't look 39. They said nothing of the idiocy of life at all.

Posted

I'm relieved. I just looked at my breasts, and they remind me that I don't look 39. They said nothing of the idiocy of life at all.

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Mine look older than 39.... :erm

Posted

Mine look older than 39....  :erm

Mine too

Posted

see dad

now uncle Al has disguised himself with his professional clown name

Paper Hearts

he's still looking for me

Posted

My breasts are hot

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