The Person Above You

[Brenda Starrr]

Is salty like a....uh, saltine

[Paper Hearts]

contains no msg

[Brenda Starrr]

Is heart-healthy

[Paper Hearts]

might have a hearty laugh

[phee]

Eats angels hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

Has a huge heart

[phee]

Her heart is just full of blood.

[Brenda Starrr]

His blood is full of platelets

[phee]

Her plate lets people eat off of it... um yeah

[Brenda Starrr]

Eats off of styrofoam plates with plastic forks and calls it "fine china"

[phee]

Wants to find china

[Brenda Starrr]

Found it and wants to go

[phee]

Likes Kung Fu

[Brenda Starrr]

Sings "Kung Foo Fighting" in the shower.

[phee]

Likes to kick people in the face so hard that blood spatters everywhere, and sends fragments of bone up into there brain, causing death.

Edited June 3, 2005 by phee

[Paper Hearts]

his spine just shot up through his skull

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Drinks too much absinthe.

[phee]

Likes boney pez.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Poisons Halloween candy.

[Brenda Starrr]

Saw it happen

[phee]

Happens upon us.

[Paper Hearts]

has a metal detector

[phee]

Has a metal plate in his head... oh wait that isn't his head... never mind.

[Paper Hearts]

wants you head on a platter

[phee]

Is the opereato with his pocket calculator.