The Person Above You

[Morbid Side]

Plays with little boys.

[phee]

Plays the fluit

[Morbid Side]

Plays bongo.

[phee]

Plays Bongo and Cymbles

[Morbid Side]

Has danced the charleston.

[phee]

Likes caramel

[Morbid Side]

Likes chocolate.

[phee]

Likes candy canes

[Morbid Side]

Beat Santa Claus over the head with a shoe,

[paradox]

is enjoying the heat

[soothsayer]

Brings us ice.

[phee]

Has a parental advisory sticker

[Mikielikesit]

Has snickered at the advice given by his parental units

[Morbid Side]

Was disciplined by a cattle prod.

[paradox]

weilds cattle prods with great flourish and skill.

[phee]

Has a battle axe

[Mikielikesit]

Has a battle axe fetish

[phee]

Has many fetishes

[Guest Game of Chance]

Writes about fetishes sometimes printable sometimes not

[Morbid Side]

Studies journalism.

[phee]

Has a keyboard

[Guest Game of Chance]

Plays the keys

[Morbid Side]

Locksmith.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Blacksmith

[phee]

Likes Will Smith